Post by Timeless on Dec 20, 2021 4:51:10 GMT -5
[Eddie D, Trixie Beauregard and Roxylishus Beauregard are sitting at a dining table in a modest dining room. We see through the window Timeless on the grill. The adjacent living room has Eddie’s attention whilst Roxy and Trixie pass around the entrees. The TV is on in the living room. It’s a replay of the Moscow SWAT main event. Paul Soutter just got attacked by Donzig and Eddie let out a huge laugh.]
“***Jeremy Tucker: Soutter cost the Bandits! Donzig will not be happy, look at him, he is now realizing what happened, and Suit comes over and helps him to his feet. Donzig is saying it’s ok. And hugs The Founder ….. STUNNER!!!
Andrew Fulton : DONZIG JUST STUNNED SOUTTER! I don’t believe it!
Jeremy Tucker : Trouble in Paradise!!! The Moscow crowd can’t believe it! Donzig looks like a crazed man! The Bandits are imploding before our eyes! Blaze is watching on and grins at the fools fighting amongst themselves.***”
EDDIE: Oh come on Trixie, let me watch it just one more time?
TRIXIE: You already watched it three times and laughed like a crazy hyena every time. It has got
to get old by now?
EDDIE: Oh baby this never gets old.
ROXY: Come on Eddie. It’s the season of goodwill; a time for family. You can watch SWAT Prime any time. Let’s drink.
[Roxylishus holds up her glass of champagne and they clang them together.]
EDDIE: OK, OK. There’s no need to gang up on me…
TRIXIE: Thank you Roxanne.
ROXY: Don’t call me that. You know I hate that. Roxy is my name damn it…
TRIXIE: (waving her sister off) Oh Roxy. Always the drama.
ROXY: Like, whateva. So, you two seem to be hitting it off well.
EDDIE: And we owe it all to you. You could be a professional matchmaker.
TRIXIE: Yeah, maybe that could be a new show for you? Roxylishus ‘pairing’.
ROXY: (her pair bulging from her very inappropriate xmas wear ponders the idea) If all of the guests on the show were as easy as you guys, it would be a piece of cake.
TRIXIE: Who are you calling ‘easy’?
[Timeless makes a timely entrance holding a platter of meat in one hand and a big brown paper bag in the other.]
TIMELESS: Here we go guys. Crocodile steaks for everyone. And … before we dig in, I got you all some gifts.
[Timeless pulls out a beautiful crocodile skin handbag and passes it to Roxy and she swoons. He then pulls out a pair of croc wrestling boots and gives them to Eddie and he looks very grateful. Timeless then pulls out another croc skin handbag and gives it to Trixie and she beams and Roxy glares at Timeless for giving her the same gift as she got.]
ROXY: Ohhh … mine is bigger.
[She gives Trixie a bitchy look and Trixie ignores it.]
EDDIE: Bigger is better they say.
[Eddie thrusts his huge chest out, flexing his size for all to see. Roxylishus does likewise.]
TRIXIE: You know, you guys should form a team. Who could stop the Boys of Beauregard in the Anzac Cup if you both teamed up?
TIMELESS: A team ‘ey?
ROXY: (half snapping) We already have a partner. You know. … Primal! Prime Time is the best tag team in the business. Why would we want a different partner?
[Roxylishus huffs and flicks her hair.]
EDDIE: (changing the subject) Crocodile steaks? The croc?
TRIXIE: What croc?
TIMELESS: THE Croc!
ROXY: Keep up Trix. Timeless wrestled and defeated a real live crocodile. And now we are going to eat him!
EDDIE: You guys have got some zany stuff going on up there in Canada.
TRIXIE: I don’t like them guys, I remember when they ambushed you as Champion of SWAT visiting them.
TIMELESS: That was the Butt Pirates. No respect. They didn’t last long, a couple remnants left in the Bastards, but they are in my sights.
ROXY: Bastards took our Imperial Tag Belts on the exit from the XHF and think they are some hot shit. We will show them!
TIMELESS: You know it!
EDDIE: So what's the deal with the croc?
TIMELESS: Well sport. Here’s the deal. Jay Jay (he states the name with disdain and in the elocution he always uses when pronouncing it like a vagina) He thinks he is John Wayne all of a sudden. Being King Dick on my exit from that old network.
That shit don’t fly with me, I WILL make him pay for his heroics. Trust me. And he is walking around with a croc on a leash like some Steve Irwin shit … so … I thought … why not wrestle one.
ROXY: And then Sir Winsalot will be the Dual Crown Champion!
EDDIE: Sport?
TIMELESS: My shot is coming. Honor has a battle royal, whoever wins gets the title shot. As soon as I signed up 90% of the fed ran off for an early XMAS holiday. I don't care though if its 5 other people I have to throw over the top rope or 50! That shot WILL BE MINE As will THE GOLD!
[They all start eating the croc steaks.]
ROXY: Tastes like chicken.
EDDIE: (licking his chops) A tad overdone, but not bad.
TRIXIE: Thanks Timeless, I really liked it.
[We switch to later in the night and Roxylishus has put on ‘All I want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey and giving Timeless a lap dance to it. Eddie is trying to look anywhere BUT the dance and be seen ogling by Trixie. Trixie gets him up and they start slow dancing to it.]
TIMELESS: Merry Christmas CWA!
ROXY: Swish Swish mutha fuckers!
“***Jeremy Tucker: Soutter cost the Bandits! Donzig will not be happy, look at him, he is now realizing what happened, and Suit comes over and helps him to his feet. Donzig is saying it’s ok. And hugs The Founder ….. STUNNER!!!
Andrew Fulton : DONZIG JUST STUNNED SOUTTER! I don’t believe it!
Jeremy Tucker : Trouble in Paradise!!! The Moscow crowd can’t believe it! Donzig looks like a crazed man! The Bandits are imploding before our eyes! Blaze is watching on and grins at the fools fighting amongst themselves.***”
EDDIE: Oh come on Trixie, let me watch it just one more time?
TRIXIE: You already watched it three times and laughed like a crazy hyena every time. It has got
to get old by now?
EDDIE: Oh baby this never gets old.
ROXY: Come on Eddie. It’s the season of goodwill; a time for family. You can watch SWAT Prime any time. Let’s drink.
[Roxylishus holds up her glass of champagne and they clang them together.]
EDDIE: OK, OK. There’s no need to gang up on me…
TRIXIE: Thank you Roxanne.
ROXY: Don’t call me that. You know I hate that. Roxy is my name damn it…
TRIXIE: (waving her sister off) Oh Roxy. Always the drama.
ROXY: Like, whateva. So, you two seem to be hitting it off well.
EDDIE: And we owe it all to you. You could be a professional matchmaker.
TRIXIE: Yeah, maybe that could be a new show for you? Roxylishus ‘pairing’.
ROXY: (her pair bulging from her very inappropriate xmas wear ponders the idea) If all of the guests on the show were as easy as you guys, it would be a piece of cake.
TRIXIE: Who are you calling ‘easy’?
[Timeless makes a timely entrance holding a platter of meat in one hand and a big brown paper bag in the other.]
TIMELESS: Here we go guys. Crocodile steaks for everyone. And … before we dig in, I got you all some gifts.
[Timeless pulls out a beautiful crocodile skin handbag and passes it to Roxy and she swoons. He then pulls out a pair of croc wrestling boots and gives them to Eddie and he looks very grateful. Timeless then pulls out another croc skin handbag and gives it to Trixie and she beams and Roxy glares at Timeless for giving her the same gift as she got.]
ROXY: Ohhh … mine is bigger.
[She gives Trixie a bitchy look and Trixie ignores it.]
EDDIE: Bigger is better they say.
[Eddie thrusts his huge chest out, flexing his size for all to see. Roxylishus does likewise.]
TRIXIE: You know, you guys should form a team. Who could stop the Boys of Beauregard in the Anzac Cup if you both teamed up?
TIMELESS: A team ‘ey?
ROXY: (half snapping) We already have a partner. You know. … Primal! Prime Time is the best tag team in the business. Why would we want a different partner?
[Roxylishus huffs and flicks her hair.]
EDDIE: (changing the subject) Crocodile steaks? The croc?
TRIXIE: What croc?
TIMELESS: THE Croc!
ROXY: Keep up Trix. Timeless wrestled and defeated a real live crocodile. And now we are going to eat him!
EDDIE: You guys have got some zany stuff going on up there in Canada.
TRIXIE: I don’t like them guys, I remember when they ambushed you as Champion of SWAT visiting them.
TIMELESS: That was the Butt Pirates. No respect. They didn’t last long, a couple remnants left in the Bastards, but they are in my sights.
ROXY: Bastards took our Imperial Tag Belts on the exit from the XHF and think they are some hot shit. We will show them!
TIMELESS: You know it!
EDDIE: So what's the deal with the croc?
TIMELESS: Well sport. Here’s the deal. Jay Jay (he states the name with disdain and in the elocution he always uses when pronouncing it like a vagina) He thinks he is John Wayne all of a sudden. Being King Dick on my exit from that old network.
That shit don’t fly with me, I WILL make him pay for his heroics. Trust me. And he is walking around with a croc on a leash like some Steve Irwin shit … so … I thought … why not wrestle one.
ROXY: And then Sir Winsalot will be the Dual Crown Champion!
EDDIE: Sport?
TIMELESS: My shot is coming. Honor has a battle royal, whoever wins gets the title shot. As soon as I signed up 90% of the fed ran off for an early XMAS holiday. I don't care though if its 5 other people I have to throw over the top rope or 50! That shot WILL BE MINE As will THE GOLD!
[They all start eating the croc steaks.]
ROXY: Tastes like chicken.
EDDIE: (licking his chops) A tad overdone, but not bad.
TRIXIE: Thanks Timeless, I really liked it.
[We switch to later in the night and Roxylishus has put on ‘All I want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey and giving Timeless a lap dance to it. Eddie is trying to look anywhere BUT the dance and be seen ogling by Trixie. Trixie gets him up and they start slow dancing to it.]
TIMELESS: Merry Christmas CWA!
ROXY: Swish Swish mutha fuckers!
