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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:46:52 GMT -5
Footage is shown from earlier in the day with Brian Brewster showing up in the parking lot. As they get towards the entrance of the building Psychotic Goth jumps them from behind. Goth grabs Brewster by the back of the head and slams it into the hood of a black truck and then opens up the door and slams it back into the face of Brewster.
Fans begin to show up and start snapping pictures as Psychotic Goth grabs Brian Brewster and pulls him onto the hood of the truck and powerbombs him onto the windshield. Goth drops down before grabbing Brewster by the back of the neck and slamming it into the broken windshield repeatedly until security runs out and pulls Psychotic Goth off of him.
Goth begins screaming that this is bullshit he's not in the haunted house match and everybody is going to pay for this injustice here tonight. Goth shoves security before choking another member of the security team asking where CSK and Vampira are. Goth wants answers and he's not going to stop until he gets them. Stefan Slain runs out and threatens to strip Psychotic Goth of his title if he touches any more security members or staff this evening. Goth gets in the face of Stefan Slain and starts screaming before walking off and into the back of the building. The security team calls for the paramedics as video footage stops and we see big bold blood red lettering on the screen with skin and blood dripping down that reads "HOMAGE TO HKW AMERICA AND THE HELLOWEEN CUP"
In 1995 the winner of the Helloween Cup was Kilboy Powerhead. He was Hardkore World Champion Matthew X's feared bodyguard, who actually invented what we now call the death valley driver.
In 1996, Hans Schmutzhausen defeated Thrash to win the Helloween Cup and then he won it again the next year in 1997.. Hans Schmutzhausen was the leader of The Brothers of the Swastika. An evil neo nazi group led by Derek Sharpe.
In 1998 Hans' student "Superstar" Joe Jeffires won the event.
In 1999, Eerie Von finally unseated the Nazis from their iron grip on the Helloween Cup when he defeated Hans' twin brother Adolph Schmutzhausen in the finals.
In 2000 Eerie's friend, Vladimir Grimstad upset two time Hardkore World Champion "Lightning" Leon Jones in the finals.
In 2001 Eerie Von came up short in 2001, being defeated by The King of the Fucking Monsters, Death Gojira.
In 2002 a guy named King won in our 2002 Hardkore Helloween once again eliminating "Lightning" Leon Jones in the finals.
The video flickers for a few minutes before the letters ACW pop up on the screen. Black lights begin to flash around the arena with pyro going off.
I got nothing to prove 'cause I know
Nobody can shut me down
I'm metal and fire dressed in black
If you're looking for trouble and you
Don't know what is right from wrong
Just remember on me don't turn your back
'Cause I'm hell and I'm fire
And I'm filled with desire
And I smoke and I burn
And the flames get higher
All night, my blade's shining bright
Go, rock warriors
All right, I'll give you a fight
Go, rock warriors
Like an eagle with wings of lightning
I'll fight to the death I say
Stand strong as the warrior attacks
All thunder and hell upon you
I strike at the devil's will
Then all that's around you will turn black
'Cause I'm hell and I'm fire
And I'm filled with desire
And I smoke and I burn
And the flames get higher
All night, my blade's shining bright
Go, rock warriors
All right, I'll give you a fight
Go, rock warriors
All night, my blade's shining bright
Go, rock warriors
All right, I'll give you a fight
Go, rock warriors
We see strippers dressed up in costumes dancing around the poles on the stage before going over to the announce team. Ace Scorpio is dressed up in a red robe with a cross and what appears to be a bible in his hand passing himself off as a priest. Meanwhile, Jax Carver is wearing a white dress shirt with a red tie, and a blue suit jacket with a wig parted over to the side as he appears to be dressed up as Donald Trump.
Ace Scorpio: Finally we're here in Cleveland, Ohio at the Gund Arena. I'm Ace Scorpio but for the night you can call me Father Scorpio. And my associate is none other than the first man of ACW, Jax Carver.
Jax Carver: That's president Carver to you Ace. And what do you make of what we just witnessed? Psychotic Goth has just taken out Brian Brewster. It would appear we're going to have a fatal four way now.
Ace Scorpio: Psychotic Goth is going to spill blood one way or the other. He's set to have a title unification match tonight against Heavyweight champion CSK but nobody has heard or see the champ since the last show.
Jax Carver: A new champion is going to be crowned tonight that's the important thing.
Ace Scorpio: Folks before we run down the line up, let's take you to years past and show you some of the history of the Helloween Cup.
Jax Carver: Nothing like a trip down memory lane.
Nothing suffocates you more than
The passing of everyday human events
Isolation is the oxygen mask you make
Your children breathe in to survive
Soutter now glaring at Blak Lung and scoops him up onto his shoulder. The Aussie Mad Dog gets a running start and powerslams Blak Lung backfirst into the barbed wire!! Blak Lung lifts Adolph up onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry on the floor, he then drops him head first on to the concrete with a death valley driver.
But I'm not a slave to a god
That doesn't exist
But I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a shit
Robert Hunglestien III grabs Silvestri by the legs and lifts him up...wheelbarrow powerbombing his face onto the barbed wire!! Xyrynth backflips off the ladder into a DDT taking out Tamara Sanchez.
And when we were good
You just closed you eyes
So when we are bad
We'll scar your minds
Fight, fight, fight, fight
Cobryn jackhammers Triple B onto the concrete floor. Eerie Von climbs from the barbed wire unphased and breaks Tony Thunder's sleeper hold by irish whiping Thunder into Jeremiah Vastrix, but Vastrix baseball slides Thunder's feet out from under sending him facefirst into the barbed wire
You'll never grow up to be a big-
Rock-star-celebrated-victim-of-your-fame
They'll just cut our wrists like
Cheap coupons and say that death
Was on sale today
"Tigerheart" Rally Jackson delivers Shootfighter to the cold hard concrete with a backdrop driver. Eerie Von irish whips Jeremiah Vastrix into Tony Thunder who spinebusters him into the barbed wire!! Tony Thunder drops a Guilletine Legdrop to the back of Hero's head on that barbed wire. Tony Thunder backflips behind Jackson on a dangerous backdrop driver, and german suplexes Rally's back into the barbed wire
And when we were good
You just closed you eyes
So when we are bad
We'll scar your minds
Kilroy Evans smashes Gojira facefirst into the barbed wire with The Piggyback press. Death Gojira tombstone piledrives Kilroy on the barbed wire wrapped chair. Kilroy Evans runs into the ropes and then spears Gojira through the second and top ropes, knocking the cage door open. Death Gojira eagle splits Kilroy's leg and then then drives his barbed wire wrapped fist right into the family jewels.
But I'm not a slave to a god
That doesn't exist
But I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a shit
The death of one is a tragedy
The death of one is a tragedy
The death of one is a tragedy
But death of a million is just a statistic
RH3 lifts Rally Jackson up into a Fireman's carry and flap jacks him onto the barbed wire. RH3 hits the starbreaker on Rally Jackson to win the 2004 Helloween Cup. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine enters the ring with The Hardkore Helloween Cup and hands it to a blood soaked Robert Hunglestien III. He takes the cup and shakes Jonnie's hand, albeit briefly. Hunglestien then lofts the trophy high in the air as the Cleveland fans give him a standing ovation.
A voice over is heard throughout the arena as the video stops and we hear static as blood runs down the screen.
But 2004 was merely the beginning of the mayhem, chaos and destruction that HKW was about to bring to the wrestling world as well as it's fans.
The arena goes pitch black before 2005 fades in and out of the screen.
You can't be saved
You've gone and dug your grave
And its getting deeper by the minute
Well you had to turn your back
Ain't cutting you no slack
Hooked on your lies you had me going
Stan "The Tank" Wilson grabs "The Mad Scotsman" Jon Nicholson and chokeslams him onto the barbed wire. Johnny Lee Harley comes at Wilson with The Steer Mover lariot but The Tank catches him and flapjacks him onto the barbed wire!! Rated X half nelsons Arakawa and t-bone suplexes him off the apron and through the table! James Fierce comes down with an elbow drop off the top rope to Shootfighter on the floor. Rated X delivers a Palm Springs Driver to Johnny Lee Harley on the ladder. James Fierce drops Harley into his kryptonite krunch neckbreaker. Rated X slides under the barbed wire with a ring bell and cracks Stan Wilson in the head with a timekeeper's bell. Stan Wilson grabs James Fierce by the throat and gives him his chokeslam on the concrete. Stan Wilson fireman's carries Rated X up on his shoulder for The Tank Drop but Rated X reverses it into a tornado DDT on the ladder. Rally Jackson climbs up on the top turnbuckle, and pulls Takashi into a standing head scissors dropping Takashi off the top rope with a super ganso bomb. "Giant" Baba O'Reilly irish whips Psychotic Goth into Lee Williams who back bodydrops him into the barbed wire!! Soutter grabs Andrew Sinclair and flips over into a northern lights suplex. "Giant" Baba O'Reilly grabs Lee Williams by the throat but Lee Williams reverses it into a diamond cutter on the steel steps. Soutter drops Robert Hunglestien's groin on the top strand of barbed wire. Psychotic Goth dives over the barbed wire into a double clothesline on both Rally Jackson and Lee Williams on the floor. Soutter belly to belly suplexes Andrew Sinclair into the barbed wire. RH3 hits the High Life on Psychotic Goth. Andrew Sinclair wraps his legs around Soutter's stomach and chokes him out. RH3 full nelsons Lee Williams and then drives him facefirst into the barbed wire. RH3 hits the High Life on Lee Williams. Andrew Sinclair hits Hunglestien with a flying knee that sends him into the barbed wire. Andrew Sinclair lifts RH3 in a hanging vertical suplex and drops him face first onto his knee.
So give me one
Good reason I should be forgivin' you when I don't care anyway
So give me two
Good reasons I should be forgivin' you when I'm the victim today
Tarrasque grabs Zack Daniels by the throat and chokeslams him over the barbed wire on to the floor. Jonathan Richards lifts Zack Daniels up into an inverted crucifix, and then drops him facefirst into the barbed wire. Kota nails his Richter Scale owendriver on Zack Daniels. Kilroy Evans irish whips JoJo Sushi into Andrew Karnage who belly to belly suplexes him over his head and into the barbed wire. Big Bad Bill double underhooks Tarrasque's arms and Enso DDT him off the apron onto the concrete. Andrew Karnage is taking that sickle he has attached to that dog collar around his neck, and is carving it into Richards' forehead. Kota pulls a screwdriver out of his tights and stabs it into the forehead of Big Bad Bill. Andrew Karnage takes Jo Jo Sushi's head off with The Nightmare Lariat. Kilroy Evans comes up from behind Big Bad Bill and piggybacks him into the barbed wire. Andrew Karnage tosses Jonathan Richards over the top rope but puts the breaks on, hanging Richards by the barbed wire wrapped dog collar. Kota delivers a spinebuster on the concrete to Jonathan Richards. Big Bad Bill superplexes Andrew Karnage and Kota comes off the top with a 747 splash. Big Bad Bill turns around into a spear from Kilroy Evans into the barbed wire. The Miracle Violence Combination II double flip Kota over into facefirst slam. Andrew Karnage takes Big Bad Bill out with a Nightmare Lariot while Kilroy Evans clips his knee out from behind. Kilroy Evans picks Big Bad Bill up in a crucifix and powerbombs his back onto the barbed wire. Andrew Karnage with a facefirst crucifix bomb set-up, and as he starts to drop down, Kilroy runs along the apron with a Bad Touch to drive Big Bad Bill's neck into the barbed wire!! The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope on the barbed wire. Kilroy Evans gets a running start and flying elbows Karnage against the security rail. Andrew Karnage pulls Kilroy up into a fireman's carry then running death valley drives him off the apron on to the concrete. Kilroy Evans scoops Andrew Karnage up and bodyslams him onto a pile of lego pieces. Andrew Karnage drops Kilroy's skull on the steel steps with a Lobotomy Suplex. Kilroy Evans picks Andrew Karnage up with a double leg takedown and spinebusters his back into the guardrail. Andrew Karnage hits a Super Black Tiger Bomb on Kilroy Evans from the top turnbuckle.
You threw it all away
Still gettin high today
You'll crash and burn before you know it (Yeah)
Addicted to your lies
Think I've been victimized
Same day same night same situation
Adrian Tanner Jr. dropkicks Damian Collins into the barbed wire. David Sadler hits Damian Collins with The Crucifixtion bomb on the concrete. Adrian Tanner Jr. gets on the apron, gets a running start and huracanranas David Sadler on the floor. Adrian Tanner Jr. flips off the ropes with a blockbuster neckbreaker on Dan Stein! Bad Boy King Kong comes off the second rope with a 500 pound elbow drop. Rush smashes Legacy in the face with a kendo stick and then a final blow to the back of the head. Dan Stein lifts David Sadler up in a hanging suplex then drops him with a jackhammer. Dan Stein presses Bastion over his head and drops his throat on the barbed wire. Rush backflips into a moonsault sending Bad Boy King Kong through the table. David Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow to Bastion's throat! Dan Stein scoops David Sadler up and hits a fallaway slam into the barbed wire. Rush hits his canadian destroyer Rush driver on Legacy. Bad Boy King Kong earthquake splashes Rush. David Sadler belly to belly suplexes Stein over his head into the barbed wire. Dan Stein hits his Twilight Hammer on Bad Boy King Kong. David Sadler comes up from behind with a fameasser, smashing Rush's face into the mat. Dan Stein butterflies David Sadler's arms and double underhook suplexes him into the barbed wire.David Sadler pulls Dan Stein up into a waistlock and drops a german he calls the Fuck Hitler Slam. Dan Stein pulls David Sadler up and drops him back first onto the barbed wire with a powerbomb.
So give me one
Good reason I should be forgivin' you when I don't care anyway
So give me two
Good reasons I should be forgivin' you when I'm the victim today
GO!
And I feel like I'm the victim
And I feel like I'm the victim
Vampira corkscrew asai moonsault splashes Horror Girl on the concrete floor. Vampira wraps razor wire around her fist and punches Horror Girl in the face repeatedly. Vampira staggers around into Horror Girl who huracanranas her skull into the steel steps. Horror Girl springboards off into a missle dropkick to Vampira's chest. Vampira begins tattooing Horror Girl on the back of the neck with those studded forearm pads and then powerbombs her from off the top rope. Vampira pulls her leather studded belt off and begins whipping Horror Girl with it. Horror girl rolls Vampira onto the aproln and lifts her up into a hanging suplex before dropping her face first into the Screaming Horror Uranage on the Gund arena floor.
I feel like I have be criticized (yeah yeah)
By every little thing you say
Now I don't really care cause you're the one thats going down
And now I've left you here for dead
Tamara Sanchez hops on the middle of the second rope and backflips into an asai moonsault but Ashley catches Tamara and powerslams her. Ashley comes off the cage with a flying plancha but Tamara Sanchez rolls out of the way. Tamara Sanchez irish whips Ashley into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Ashley catches her legs and powerbombs her. Tamara Sanchez climbs up to the top turnbuckle and hits Ashley with a flying spear. Ashley lifts Tammy up and drives her headfirst into the mat with an alabama slam. Tamara Sanchez backflips into a 7 Year Inch shooting star off the top of the cage onto Ashley.
So give me one
Good reason I should be forgivin' you when I don't care anyway
So give me two
Good reasons I should be forgivin' you when I'm the victim today
Andrew Karnage runs up and yakuza kicks Rated X in the chest and Andrew Sinclair hits a german suplex on Rated X. Andrew Karnage tosses Rated X backfirst into the barbed wire with an exploder '98. Dan Stein pitches Karnage facefirst into the barbed wire from the double flying chicken wing. Andrew Karnage t-bone suplexes Rated X and begins to choke him with a dog collar chain. Dan Stein kicks Andrew Karnage in the nuts and hits a stunner. Rated X picks up his chair and bends the frame on Karnage's skull Andrew Karnage drops Dan Stein into a pin with a wrist-clutch fishermans buster he calls the Arsenal Buster. Andrew Karnage gives Dan Stein a Lobotomy Suplex. "The Punisher" Dan Stein grabs Andrew Sinclair and lifts him up in a hanging suplex, he drops him into a jackhammer. Andrew Karnage presses Rated X over his head and tosses him over the barbed wire to the floor below. Rated X goes for a piledriver on the table but Andrew Karnage reverses it with an alabama slammer through the announcers table. "The Punisher" Dan Stein double underhook suplexes Andrew Sinclair into the barbed wire. Andrew Karnage goes for a dangerous backdrop driver but Rated X reverses it into a bulldog on the security rail. Andrew Karnage grabs Dan Stein and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker. Rated X leans Andrew Sinclair's head against the ringpost and one man con-chair-tos his head and then piledrives him on the arena floor. Andrew Karnage gets a running start and delivers the Ground Zero Driver. Andrew Sinclair gives Rated X a uranage off the apron. Microshocker picked Rated X up by the mask and slings him into the railing. The Microshocker frog splashes Rated X off the top rope through that table. Andrew Karnage hits the blinded Dan Stein with the Nightmare Lariat.
So give me one
Good reason I should be forgivin' you when I don't care anyway
So give me two
Good reasons I should be forgivin' you when I'm the victim today
Lucifer Jones grabs Syberus by his legs and lifts him up into a wheelbarrow german suplex! Lucifer Jones lifts Syberus up in a fisherman's suplex and then drops his head across his knee. Syberus braces his knee against Lucifer Jones back and chokes him with the dog collar. Syberus uppecuts Lucifer Jones with a chain wrapped around his fist. Lucifer Jones grabs Syberus by the hair so his head is hanging off the apron, and gives him a full force unprotected chair shot right in the face and delivers five more to the face before the seat of the chair breaks. Lucifer climbs to the second rope and guillotine legdrops Syberus. Syberus sends Lucifer Jones into the ropes and hits him with a spinebuster. Lucifer Jones applies a camel clutch to Syberus while wrapping a chain around him pulling back on the head. Lucifer Jones picks Syberus up into a jumping ganso bomb. Lucifer Jones irish whips Syberus into the ropes and drills him on his head with a emerald frosion. Syberus grabs Lucifer Jones and tosses him over the ropes, hanging him with the dog collar. Syberus climbs up to the top rope and tags Lucifer with a few more shots with that chain wrapped around his fist! Lucifer climbs up there with him and hooks him up with a russian legsweep. He backflips off the top rope to land Syberus facefirst on the mat with an London Air Raid.
So give one
Good reason I should be forgivin' you
So give me two
Good reasons I should be forgivin' you
And I feel like I'm the victim
Andrew Karnage gets to his knees before Andrew Sinclair tattoos him with a soccer kick in the lungs. Andrew Karnage climbs to the top turnbuckle and lets fly with a Grand Hamada headbutt to a bloody Andrew Sinclair. Andrew Sinclair lifts Karnage up in a fireman's carry and drills him headfirst with a death valley driver. Andrew Karnage hits an overhead belly to belly suplex on Andrew Sinclair sending him into the barbed wire. Andrew Karnage lifts up Andrew Sinclair into a fireman's carry and runs into the center of the ring with a Ground Zero Driver. Andrew Sinclair hits Andrew Karnage with a Northern lights bomb from the second rope. Andrew Karnage scoops up Andrew Sinclair and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker. Karnage yakuza kicks Sinclair into the barbed wire. Andrew Sinclair wraps up Karnage's arms and flips over into a bridge with his cattle mutilation submission finisher. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine then hands Sinclair the giant check. Sinclair holds it up and then turns around to look right in the eye of a bloody Andrew Karnage. Andrew Karnage puts his hand out and Sinclair shakes it. He raises Sinclair's arm and Sinclair raises the trophy in his other hand. "The Punisher" Dan Stein hits a Twilight Hammer on Andrew Karnage!! He pulls Karnage up on his shoulder and powerbombs him on the barbed wire. Stein presses Karnage over his head and drops his throat on the barbed wire.
The video stops as we go back to Ace Scorpio and Jax Carver.
Ace Scorpio: Wow, talk about a no pressure situation here tonight. The boys in the back have a lot to live up tonight. Folks that's just the tip of the iceberg. We're going to show you video packages all the way up to the last one that we have on tape throughout the evening. Jax what do you think?
Jax Carver: If we can even live up to five percent of that video heads are going to roll tonight. To think some of the all time greats are still here and will be participating in tonights matches.
Ace Scorpio: For starters we have our what appears to now be fatal fourway match. Our international champion Daniel Collins will be in the first match against Timeless Alex Turner along with The Industrial Man Attila Balan and Aztec Dracula.
Jax Carver: This will be our first look at Aztec Dracula but we have Turner and Collins in the same match, that alone is going to be explosive.
Ace Scorpio: In the second match we're going to see The Ladies Man Marcus White go up against Phantam Fairtex as well as Phoenix who's stepping back into the ring along with Cade Corso and the debuting Alex Conners.
Jax Carver: Two new guys, one of which is making his debut and the return of Phoenix!!! Think of the possibilities. We could see Phoenix squaring off against Daniel Collins in the next round!!!
Ace Scorpio: In match number three we're going to see Sadistic Insanity Damian Payne as he'll go up againstTong Fairtex the debuting Calum Morgan and "Knife Edge" Takeda Yokosuda.
Jax Carver: I've done my homework as well. I believe Takeda Yokosuda is a former winner of the Helloween Cup and what a steal for ACW. The biggest question is do we have him for one night or is this guy here to stay? Because if we signed Yokosuda the title picture just became very scary and interesting with that madman around.
Ace Scorpio: And in our fourth and final bracket we're going to see Bishop facing off against Hells Bouncer and "Rock Hard" Everett Aloni and everybodys favorite sadistic drunken clown Beelezebozo.
Jax Carver: All four of these men have been very impressive here in ACW but Beelezebozo want to be wrestle this match with one eye in the back of his head. He's been talking trash and calling out Psychotic Goth. Tonight is not the night to be doing such a thing and believe me Folks, Goth has heard the talking and he's ready to put that black leather studded boot straight up someone's ass here tonight.
Ace Scorpio: And then we're going to take you across town in what should be a very unique, crazy and career changing match as we're going to have the Tanner Haunted House Inheritance match. The Mad Dog Paul Soutter faces off against Kilroy Evans and the returning Great Syberus and the Vile one Vince Viper along with Johnny Evil.
Jax Carver: All I can say about this match is there's going to be so many damn felonies committed that I won't even try to keep score. Syberus is making his return, Johnny Evil his debut and good lord we may have the most dangerous and sadistic men you could put in one match! And if I were these guys I'd keep my eyes open as well. Psychotic Goth is beyond pissed off that he was left out and whoever wins this match may not end up looking like a winner when it's all said and done.
Ace Scorpio: And then in a title for title match we're going to have ACW Heavyweight Champion Psychotic Goth putting his title on the line up against the Heavyweight Champion Christian Sebastian Kennedy. This will be the ultimate deathmatch but there's a catch. If CSK doesn't show up Psychotic Goth will be awarded both titles and will defend them against an unknown opponent. And we'll have the semi finals of the Helloween Cup and the finals.
Jax Carver: I never thought I'd say it but CSK is done. His head isn't right, it's not been in the game for months and it's a shame he's going out like this. Whatever happens we will see a new champion crowned here at the Helloween Cup.
Ace Scorpio: With that being said, let's take a look at highlights from the 2006 Helloween Cup before the show kicks off.
The freaks in the streets
The nuns with shotguns
The graves rolling by your side
Survival of the fittest
And there ain't no pity
No one gets out alive
Levi Watts flips Silvestri up into a gut wrench release powerbomb!! Palmetto Bomb on the barbed wire. John Bozzini spears Woj Daddy into the barbed wire. Cobryn picks Bozzini up by the arms, and Harley grabs him by the legs. They then place John on the barbed wire and begin to see saw him back and forth over it. Michael Norcia scoops "The Unlucky One" 13 up into a michinoku driver II! The Shootfighter sits up and clamps down on Woj Daddy's crossed legs. Woj taps the mat. John Bozzini implants DDTs Johnny Lee Harley on the Gund Arena floor. Michael Norcia catches The Shootfighter with an exploder that tosses him into the barbed wire! "The Unlucky One" 13 loads Norcia onto a table. John "The Sniper" Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a flying leg drop through the table. Michael Norcia lifts The Shootfighter up in a suplex and drops his stomach on the barbed wire. Levi Watts lifts Norcia up into a delayed backdrop driver called The Palmetto Drop. Cobryn jackhammers Shootfighter off the apron onto the concrete. The Shootfighter drops Silvestri's head on the concrete with a t-bone suplex!! He leans a table against the railing and then belly to belly suplexes Cobryn through the table. Johnny Lee Harley pulls Shootfighter's head into his legs and piledrives him on the concrete floor. John Bozzini pulls Norcia's head into his legs and pulls him up into a piledriver...he runs a few steps and then drops down into a End of The Drive. Cobryn atomic drops John Bozzini on the barbed wire! Johnny Lee Harley goes in for the Steermover, but Levi ducks, and Harley destroys Cobryn with the clothesline. Cobryn gets behind "The Unlucky One" 13 and lifts him up into a human torture rack. He swings him around and drops him headfirst into The Messiah Driver. Levi Watts presses The Shootfighter over his head in a gorilla press. He drops one arm and then drills him into the mat with a chokeslam. Cobryn lifts John Bozzini up into a human torture rack and then drops him facefirst into the barbed wire. Levi Watts scoops The Shootfighter up and runs him into the barbed wire!! He pulls him back out and powerslams him!! John Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle and diving headbutts Watts on the floor. Robert Hunglestien III pulls Bozzini's head into his legs and drops down into his High Life sit-out pedigree!! James Fierce climbs to the top turnbuckle, and dives off with The Picture Perfect Elbow Drop!! A blood drenched Johnny Lee Harley staggers to his feet. Cobryn shrugs and picks up the chair, bending the frame over the back of Harley's skull.
In the Concrete Jungle
It's the well of the damned
Step onside and you'll understand
Misfits, psychos and the twisted slaves
The house of the same
No one can be saved
Sean Chacon gets a running start and stinger splashes Sorrow into the barbed wire deeper. Tarrasque turns around into a yakuza kick by Andrew Karnage that knocks Von into the barbed wire. Dan Stein clotheslines Vindication so hard that he goes over the barbed wire. Tarrasque gets a running start and dives over the barbed wire to the floor and cracks Vindication in the head with a flying headbutt. Andrew Karnage half nelsons "Platinum" Pat Bozzini and then t-bone suplexes him into the barbed wire. Eerie Von razor's edge bombs Chacon over his barbed wire to the concrete floor!! The Sorrow gets pressed over Eerie Von's head and he slams him over the barbed wire onto the floor. Psychotic Goth pulls Vindication up into a fisherman's buster called The GothicPlex. Tarrasque hops off the top turnbuckle with a double stomp to the back of Sean Chacon's head on the concrete. Andrew Karnage head & arm Icepick Suplexes Pat Bozzini into the barbed wire. Eerie Von chokeslams The Sorrow over the barbed wire onto the Gund Arena floor. Psychotic Goth somersault sentons both The Sorrow & Tarrasque on the floor. Psychotic Goth climbs up to the second turnbuckle and then backflips into a moonsault on The Sorrow & Tarrasque through the stacked tables. Pat Bozzini lifts Karnage up in a back suplex and then flips him around into a blue thunder bomb. Psychotic Goth pulls The Sorrow up and suplexes The Sorrow through the burning thumbtack ridden table on the floor. Eerie Von chokeslams Bozzini back to the stoneage! Eerie Von raises his arm, but suddenly Andrew Karnage Nightmare Lariots him out of his boots. Psychotic Goth tosses Bozzini to the mat with a razor's edge off the second rope. "The Punisher" Dan Stien lifts Bozzini up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry, and spins him into an F5 on the barbed wire. Tarrasque grabs Andrew Karnage by the throat and chokeslams him over the barbed wire to the floor below. Andrew Karnage flips Tarrasque over his shoulders in an alabama slammer where he catches his head on the railing. Rob Grayson delivers Dan Stien's own Twilight Hammer on him. Psychotic Goth tiger suplexes Pat Bozzini. Dan Stien lifts Rob Grayson lifts him up into a crucifix, and then drops him into a hangman's neckbreaker!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault. Tarrasque pulls out a table and sets it up. He pulls Stien's head into his legs and then flips him up into a dominator through the table. Pat Bozzini staggers over and lifts Andrew Karnage up in a fireman's carry and then drops down into a lung blower to his chest. Tarrasque hits a death valley driver on Psychotic Goth from the second rope onto the arena floor. Tarrasque charges him but Pat flapjacks him up and then drops his face down into a double knee lungblower. Andrew Karnage exploder suplexes Bozzini into the barbed wire. Tarrasque scoops Bozzini up and running powerslams him into the barbed wire. Tarrasque staggers out and Andrew Karnage whacks him with his Nightmare Lariat. Pat Bozzini lifts Andrew Karnage up on his shoulders in a human torture rack and flips him over into a Bozzini Code DDT. "The Punisher" Dan Stien gut wrenches Bozzini up and then drops him into a stiff powerbomb. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini single underhook DDTs Stien's skull into the mat. Dan Stien sets him up with a russian legsweep with The Peacemaker placed in front of Bozzini's throat. He pitches him forward into a stroke with the staff ramming into his throat.
Rolling six feet under, rolling
Rolling six feet under, rolling
Rolling six feet under
Roll and keep on rolling
Stefan Slain belly to belly suplexes Gai LeØnhart into the barbed wire. Marty Donovan hits Sadler's hand with the hammer. Paul Soutter F5's Gai LeØnhart on the barbed wire. Jun Mazuki lifts Dragon Belt into a human torture rack and then burning hammers him over the barbed wire to the floor below. "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan cracks a kendo stick over Stefan Slain's head. Dragon Belt dives over the barbed wire into a splash onto Mazuki through the table. Stefan Slain lifts Jun Mazuki up in a fireman's carry. He drops him back into a samoan drop. Marty Donovan comes off the top rope with a corkscrew leg drop onto Dougie Ray Bullet on the floor. Paul Soutter grabs David Sadler from behind in a full nelson and then drives his face into the barbed wire. Soutter grabs Sadler by the legs and starts giant spinning him round until he wheelbarrow suplexes him onto the barbed wire. Sadler grabs Soutter and drops both of them into the barbed wire with a russian legsweep! Dougie Ray Bullet gets behind a blood drenched Dave Sadler and back suplexes him. Dragon Belt has a chair and holds it over Stefan Slain's face. Marty Donovan runs up and dropkicks the chair into Slain's face. Marty Donovan flips over the barbed wire and sunset flips Dragon Belt through the burning table. Marty Donovan whacks Soutter in the back of the head with a pair of brass knuckles. Marty Donovan corkscrew legdrops Dougie Ray Bullet through the table.
No one gets out
They're ready to die once again
No one gets out
They're ready to die
Dame Barbara rakes Horror Girl's face back and forth along the chain link fence. Horror Girl bites down on Dame Barbara's shoulder. Horror Girl spears her across the ring, and then picks Barbara up by her legs and slams her into a spinebuster. Rose Black tosses Shiro face first into the cage. Yuku Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives into a spear in Rose's midsection. Dame Barbara climbs up on the second turnbuckle and super tigerbombs Yuku Shiro. Dame Barbara lifts Horror Girl on her shoulders in a powerbomb and then drops back, pitching her face into the steel cage. Rose black lips off the top of the cage into a corkscrew leg drop onto Horror Girl. Amanda Kauffman catches Rose Black and drops her on her head with an emerald frosion. Caitlin Fairchild grabs Dame pulling her to her feet, and irish whips her head first into the steel cage. Aimee Deveraux lifts Mo onto her shoulders in a human torture rack. She bounces her spine on her shoulders, and then drops her back on her knee. Mo shoots Aimee into the ropes and then whacks her in the side of the head with a chick kick! She pulls her head into her legs and then butterflies her arms into a pedigree.
Another day to bleed
Another day to die
Another day to blackout and then go blind
Maniacal blitzkrieged
Where the maggots play God
Where the souls of the lost come to die
Rated X backs Kota off with a hard tomahawk, and Orange Star spears him into the barbed wire. Troy Adkins spears Adrian Tanner into the barbed wire. Gabriel Hunglestien gets a running start and baseball slides under the barbed wire and catches Rated X with a tornado DDT on the concrete. Kota scoops Orange Star up and drops down into his Richter Scale piledriver. Eric McNeely climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press on Rated X on the floor. Madman Kozo presses James Fierce over his head and then tosses him over the barbed wire to the floor. Eric McNeely stands up on the table and fisherman's busters Adkins through it. James Fierce belly to belly suplexes Rated X into a bunch of empty chairs. Eric McNeely backflips into a moonsault body press to both Kota & Madman Kozo. Rated X pulls James Fierce's head into his legs and then swinging powerbombs him onto the back of a standing chair. Gabriel Hunglestien climbs to the top turnbuckle, then flips into a 450 splash onto Madman Kozo. Rated X takes his chair and grinds it into Fierce's throat. James Fierce pulls out a pair of pliers and tries to pull a tooth out of Rated X's head and places him on a table hitting the picture perfect elbow sending Rated X through the table onto the concrete floor. Shano grabs that screwdriver of Kota's and stabs James Fierce in the back with it. Eric McNeely jams his thumb into Kota's throat with his oriental spike called The Revelation. Shano dives off the top with a flying splash on Eric McNeely. Gabriel Hunglestien climbs to the top turnbuckle and then flips onto Adkins, Fierce, Shano, & McNeely with a corkscrew moonsault! James Fierce stands up and flips Shano's headfirst into the canvas with a Darkness Buster. Gabriel Hunglestien bulldogs Eric McNeely off the top turnbuckle. Eric McNeely sneaks up from inside the ring and delivers a Mercy & Grace X factor from the second rope to Gabriel Hunglestein. James Fierce butterflies Eric McNeely's arms and then lifts him up into a double underhook dominator on the chair.
The Concrete Jungle
It's the well of the damned
Step inside and you'll understand
Misfits, psychos and the twisted slaves
The house of the same
No one can be saved
Stein tosses Fierce into the barbed wire. Marty Donovan runs at Cobryn with a double ax handle, but Cobryn flapjacks him onto the barbed wire. Marty Donovan backflips into a standing moonsault on Fierce. Cobryn gets a running toss and pitches Marty Donovan facefirst into the barbed wire. Dan Stein grabs James Fierce from behind and drops back into a russian legsweep onto the steel steps. Dan Stien clotheslines James Fierce with The Peacemaker! He turns around and gets clocked with the timekeeper's bell by Cobryn. "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan corkscrew legdrops James Fierce through a table in the audience. Cobryn grabs Stein by the legs and spins into a spinebuster. Cobryn half nelsons Donovan and drops him on his head with a t-bone suplex! He lifts him up into an inverted crucifix and then drops him facefirst into the barbed wire. James Fierce tiger suplexes Marty Donovan. "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan comes off the top with a somersault senton on both Cobryn & James Fierce! Dan Stein hits Fierce in the chest with his Peacemaker.
Rolling six feet under, rolling
Rolling six feet under, rolling
Rolling six feet under
Roll and keep on rolling
Lucifer Jones atomic drops Kilroy Evans into the barbed wire. Lucifer Jones lifts Kilroy up into a crucifix and then running razor's edge off the edge of the ring onto the barbed wire platform. Kilroy Evans spears Lucifer Jones into the back sending him into the barbed wire. Kilroy Evans gives Lucifer Jones a mule kick to the groin. Lucifer Jones pulls Kilroy over to the edge of the apron. Kilroy kicks Jones in the groin! He then swinging neckbreakers them both onto the barbed wire platform. Lucifer Jones releases burning hammers Kilroy Evans onto the C4. Kilroy Evans vertical suplexes Jones onto a standing chair in the crowd. Kilroy Evans backdrops Lucifer Jones over the side of the apron onto the C4. Lucifer Jones grabs Kilroy Evans by the head and backflips into a C4 uranage. Kilroy lifts Lucifer Jones up into a back suplex and spins him around into a Last Tag, You're It driver. Lucifer Jones lifts Evans up and drops him into a shwein kryptonite krunch onto his knee! Rolling Hell Bomb!! He holds onto Evans' crossed legs pulling them towards his head.
No one gets out
They're ready to die once again
No one gets out
They're ready to die
Robert Hunglestien III pulls Syberus up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes and then hits a tilt a whirl slam. Syberus headbutts RH3 in the face before wrapping the chain around his fist and bashes Hunglestien in the face with it. Robert Hunglestien III irish whips Syberus into the ropes and clotheslines him with the chain. RH3 ducks a punch and atomic tosses Syberus facefirst into the cage. Syberus drop toe holds RH3 facefirst into the cage and then waistlocks him back up to his feet and german suplexes RH3. RH3 crisscrosses Syberus' arms in front of him and drops back into a straightjacket suplex. Syberus javelins Hunglestien facefirst into the cage. RH3 shoots Syberus into the ropes and hart attack clotheslines him with the chain. Syberus jumps off the top turnbuckle driving Hunglestien's bloody face into the mat with a half nelson facebuster. RH3 sits on Syberus' back and wraps the chain around his neck pulling back and choking him. Syberus front waistlocks RH3 and flips him into a northern lights suplex. Hunglestien scoops Syberus up and fallaway slams him into the cage wall. Syberus hits The High Life on RH3.
No one gets out
They're ready to die once again
No one gets out
They're ready to die
Dan Stien lifts Marty Donovan up in the air by the throat, but Donovan wraps his legs around his head and flips into a huracanrana. Marty Donovan climbs up to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying body press, but Dan Stein catches Donovan and powerslams him. "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan backflips into a standing moonsault. Dan Stein grabs Donovan by the throat and lifts him up with both hands and chokeslams him. Marty Donovan irish whips Dan Stein into the barbed wire!! He gets a running start and cactus clotheslines Dan Stein over the barbed wire. Dan Stein lifts Marty Donovan up and drops his throat on the railing before climbing up to the top turnbuckle and hopping off, bulldogging Donovan on the concrete. Marty Donovan rolls Dan Stein onto the table. Donovan climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off into a frog splash through the table. Dan Stein pulls Marty Donovan's head into his legs and then powerbombs him on the barbed wire. Marty Donovan climbs up to the top turnbuckle and then flips off into a corkscrew moonsault. Dan Stein grabs The Peacemaker and drops down into a fistdrop with it in Donovan's forehead! He steps on Marty's throat. Marty Donovan stands up onto the top turnbuckle and flips over into a sunset flip. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine steps into the ring with a giant trophy and a check. Andrew Karnage, Kilroy Evans, Adrian Tanner Jr., Paul Soutter, Matt Myers, Mairin Donovan and Gorgeous Greg come down to the ring to help Marty celebrate. The locker room lifts Marty up on their shoulders as he lifts the Hardkore Helloween Cup in the air
Coming up next
International Champion Daniel Collins vs Timeless Alex Turner vs Aztec Dracula vs "The Industrial Man" Attila Balan
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:47:24 GMT -5
Frank Salazar: This is your fist match of the evening a four way elimination match, falls count anywhere! The winner will advance to the semi finals. Introducing first standing at 6 feet tall and weighing in at 230 pounds from the Transylvania Mountains of Romania by way of Mexico City this is AZTECCCCC DRACULAAAAAAAA!!!
A mariachi band comes out from the back playing Wojciech Kilar's theme from Bram Stoker's Dracula. Through the curtains, SWAT Backyard's Zork NonText and Short Circuit Protagonist wheel a large ebony coffin. The coffin comes down the aisle flanked by the mariachi band. As it arrives at ringside, Zork NonText pulls out a bottle of Jackson Triggs, seeing if he can coax the Aztec Avatar out of his home. A hand shoots up.
Frank Salazar: And coming down to the ring next, he stands at 63 and weighs in at 262 pounds from New Hope, Minnesota this is TIMELESS ALEXXXX TURNERRRRR!!!
Orion - Eternity (Chillout Version) hits and Turner struts down the aisle, glaring at the crowd with contempt and disgust. Roxy stops to interact with one of the crowd, then wretches and turns away heading to the ring, she gets up on the apron and holds the ropes down for Turner.
Roxy grabs the mic and passes it to Turner.
Alex Turner : I got passion in my pants and i aint afraid to show it.
Crowd : IM, SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
Turner : No (holding his hand up to block them) Your not! I (points to himself with his thumb) AM!
Turner drops the mic and saunters smugly around the ring impressed with himself.
Ace Scorpio: Were getting our first look at Aztec Dracula and what a shot to make your debut on. But at the same time, Alex Turner looking to move up the ladder. With so much riding on the line can him and Daniel Collins exist in the same match?
Jax Carver: Who cares about what the winner gets. We all get to stare at Roxys ass for awhile in my book were all winners.
Frank Salazar: Coming down to the ring next, he stands at 63 and weighs in at 245 pounds from Industry, Texas this is THE INDUSTRIAL MAN ATTILIAAAAA BALANNNNN!!!
The house lights cut out leaving the arena in darkness as "Strict Machine" by Goldfrapp starts to pump over the PA System. Orange sparks blast down on the entranceway giving the audience a flash of Attila Balan. As the embers burn out all that remains is the audiences approval and the hundred tiny glowing lights attached to the Industrial Man's leather jacket. These lights reflect in his ray ban shades giving him an otherworldly appearance in the dark. Balan marches down the aisle at a methodical pace, in sync with the music. Entering the ring, Industrial Man throws off his jacket for another round of yellow pyro, before the lights come back on. Under the house lights Balan is revealed to be wearing a Robocop costume for Halloween.
Ace Scorpio: This new addition had a great showing last month in Washington D.C. and just came up short. Tonight he looks to show the rest of the locker room that hes a force to reckon with here in ACW.
Jax Carver: Well at least hes not tripped on the way to the ring like Shockmaster. But Robocop? Earth to Industrial Man, its 2017 not 1989.
Frank Salazar: And the last participant in the match, he is your INTERNATIONAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. He stands at 64 and weighs in at 243 pounds from RED BANK, NEW JERSEY this is DANIELLLLL COLLINSSSSSS!!!
A whistling comes across the speakers, starting "Eye of the Storm". Dark Phoenix makes his way out of the back, no pyro, no flames, nothing. He simply moves to the top of the ramp, looks over the crowd, a sinister smile crossing his features. He walks down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Standing, he walks his way around the ring, looking over the crowd, leering away.
Ace Scorpio: Tonight were seeing the Dark Phoenix making his presence felt and this cant bode well for Alex Turner. But in this style of match anything can and will happen.
Jax Carver: Weve got barbed wire, light tubes, tables and the winner of this Helloween Cup is going to go through three brutal ass matches to be crowned the winner.
DING DING DING
Ace Scorpio: Aztec Dracula not wasting any time hes attacked Alex Turner from behind and clubbing him in the back of the neck and taking his head towards the barbed wire. Dracula grabs a light tube off the ground and smashes it upside the head of the Timeless One.
Jax Carver: Alex Turner cant catch a break lately. By the end of 2017 hes not going to be modeling for playgirl thats for sure.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man goes over and grabs the left arm of Alex Turner. Him and Aztec Dracula whip Alex Turner into the barbed wire and then pull him out and whip him across the ring into more barbed wire.
Jax Carver: Poor Roxy, she cant be enjoying this already. But Dark Phoenix appears to be amused as hes watching these three men take care of each other. Not a bad call on his part.
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner staggering out holding his back, he sees the blood on his hand and tees off on Aztec Dracula with lefts and rights. The Industrial Man looking around and grabs a singapore cane wrapped up in barbed wire and drives it across the back of Alex Turner.
Jax Carver: Everybody is jealous of the Timeless One. It should be every man for themselves but theyre making him the primary target early on in the match.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man looking around and grabs a light tube and smashes it across the face of Alex Turner and takes another one and drives it up between the legs of Aztec Dracula.
Jax Carver: HE HIT HIM IN THE DINGY!!! GLASS TO THE DINGY!!!! TESTICLE TERROR!!!
Ace Scorpio: You really need to seek professional help Jax.
Jax Carver: Look you want to get hit in the nuts thats fine, but when a man drives a light tube up your crotch that calls for a dingy shot!!!
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man grabs Aztec Dracula and whips him into the barbed wire and clotheslines him with that singapore cane. He turns his attention to Alex Turner and sends him into the barbed wire and hits a body splash driving that back into the wire.
Jax Carver: The Industrial Man is new on the scene here but already has people talking about him. But I cant help but look over at Dark Phoenix. In a match that should be up his alley hes taking his sweet ass time entering the ring.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man pulls Alex Turner out of the barbed wire and spins him around. Balan reaches into his robocop costume and pulls out a gun and hes aiming it at Alex Turner.
Jax Carver: Are you kidding me? I know earlier on I said felonies were going to be committed but I didnt think murder would be one of them.
Ace Scorpio: The fans are gasping at this and Alex Turner with his hands up pleading his case and the Industrial Man looks around trying to get a sense of what the fans want. Balan extends his hands and has his finer on the trigger and suddenly throws it at the crotch of Alex Turner. The fans on their feet clapping for that one as hes got the support here tonight in Cleveland, Ohio.
Jax Carver: This guy is flat out mad! Who brings a toy gun to a barbed wire match? But whatever works in this day and age. The fans sure loved it.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man looking around the arena with a smile on his face but Alex Turner with a clothesline from behind. He grabs the Industrial Man and pulls him up to his feet and powerbombs him onto the barbed wire. The fans are oohing and ahhing over that.
Jax Carver: Alex isnt going to be out done tonight by the new guy.
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner goes to a corner and pulls out a table wrapped up in barbed wire and drags it to the center of the ring. He sets it up and grabs the Industrial Man and sends him flying through the table with a T-Bone suplex.
Jax Carver: Dark Phoenix rubbing his wrists together. I dont expect hes going to allow Alex Turner to get any sort of momentum built up.
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner now turns his attention to Aztec Dracula who seems very spaced off here in this match. Several right hands by Alex Turner who stands back and rubs his chest saying hes sexy and Aztec Dracula isnt. Turner grabs Dracula and whips him back into the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: Roxy shouting instructions as the fans are booing. Alex dominating the ring right now after a gun was thrown into crotch. Talk about pistol whipped.
Ace Scorpio: No everybody knows that Alex Turner is just whipped.
Jax Carver: You only say that because you cant land a woman like Roxy.
Ace Scorpio: Full Nelson suplex by Alex Turner sends Aztec Dracula onto the Industrial Man and that table of barbed wire. Alex turns around and twerks for the crowd saying this is his house and hes got all the moves.
Jax Carver: Did you know that Alex Turner has taught the strippers here everything they know? I even heard that him and Roxy have a stripper pole in every room of their house.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix has seen enough. He enters the ring and grabs the Industrial Man and sends him chest first into the barbed wire. The dark one now gorilla press slams Industrial Man over the barbed wire and onto the concrete.
Jax Carver: I hope that costume had extra padding.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix completely ignores Alex Turner as he leaves the ring and turns his attention again to the Industrial Man. He makes his way over and Industrial Man hits a low blow to the International Heavyweight champion. Attilia Balan sets up several chairs and places a table of barbed wire across the chairs and adds some light tubes. Balan grabs Dark Phoenix and chokeslams him into the light tubes and barbed wire.
Jax Carver: The fans on their feet applauding that move. Dark Phoenix seems a little off his game here tonight. Could it be that hes thinking he could possibly end up facing his uncle in the semi finals?
Ace Scorpio: Industrial Man walking around the ring and lifts up the ring apron and hes digging around. Meanwhile Alex Turner and Aztec Dracula are taking turns throwing fists at one another with barbed wire wrapped around their fists.
Jax Carver: If you have a thirst for blood then this is your night to enjoy thats for sure. I dont know where this Industrial Man came from but I see a very bright future for this guy.
Ace Scorpio: Attilia Balan pulls out a large window pane and hes setting it up against the guard rail. He asks a few of the fans to keep it steady for him as he makes his way across the ring and grabs Dark Phoenix. He whips the champion across towards the glass but Dark Phoenix reverses it but Industrial Man reverses it back and Dark Phoenix goes flying through the glass window.
Jax Carver: The fans on their feet chanting we want blood and some are screaming do it again. The Industrial Man has arrived here in ACW folks and we could have the dawning of
.the robocop era?
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner dragging the head of Aztec Dracula across the barbed wire. Turner steps back and hits an inverted atomic drop sending Dracula groin first onto the barbed wire. Turner now with a dropkick to the back of the head sends Aztec Dracula over the barbed wire and onto the concrete floor. Alex Turner taking his time to carefully exit the ring and follow after Dracula.
Jax Carver: I never thought Id see the day where Dracula got his ass kicked. My childhood is being erased before my very eyes.
Ace Scorpio: Industrial Man on the other side of the ring working on Dark Phoenix as he grabs him by the back of the neck and throws him face first into that broken glass making the most of it. The champion in some serious trouble here.
Jax Carver: One would think the champion is playing possum here but in these elements anybody can come out victorious. The Industrial Man seems to have a chip on his shoulders after D.C. but the fans are taking to the guy.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man now picks up a chair and cracks the skull over Dark Phoenix. Im a bit worried about the champion. He seems rather out to lunch and I would have thought this match would be right up his alley.
Jax Carver: All I can say is Attila Balan should be very careful playing with fire. Because if he gets the attention of the International champion it may be a decision he lives to regret.
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner across the way has set up a chair and has Aztec Dracula laying head first over it. Alex Turner climbs up the ring steps and jumps off with both knees onto the back, driving Draculas head into that steel chair.
Jax Carver: Roxy jumping up an down its just a shame that from this angle we cant get a close up of that short skirt shes wearing. The fans at ringside must be loving the view.
Ace Scorpio: Industrial Man wrapping some barbed wire around his boot and grinding that boot into the neck of Dark Phoenix. Everything looks so robotic like its in slow motion. But for the champion it must feel like an eternity.
Jax Carver: The champ really hasnt had much going on for him but hes now gotten the attention of this newcomer whos making his case tonight. I believe the champ is dealing with his next challenger.
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner pulls Dracula up and starts chopping away at the chest. Dracula a bloody mess right now as the Timeless one looks to dish out more punishment. Dracula snaps his head back and starts smiling at Alex Turner. Knife edge chop by Dracula followed up by a few headbutts.
Jax Carver: The walking dead has been awoken and maybe well see what this new comer to ACW can do.
Ace Scorpio: The two men exchanging punches and Dracula grabs Turner by the head and starts delivering headbutts. One, two, three, four, a fist to the face, another headbutt and another headbutt. Dracula grabs a light tube and smashes it over his own head and smiles before headbutting Alex Turner again.
Jax Carver: Okay, someone just turned on his psycho switch. Thats a little creepy even for me. But he likes pain apparently and blood. You couldnt pay me enough to smash a light tube over my face.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man meanwhile grabs Dark Phoenix and throws him through the barbed wire and back into the ring. Attila Balan grabs a chair and cracks the skull of Dark Phoenix who is on his knees. A right hand by the Industrial Man has a dazed and stunned Dark Phoenix in another world.
Jax Carver: Something is way off about the champion tonight. Im not sure what, I mean the guy hasnt even gone after Daniel Collins once tonight.
Ace Scorpio: Back outside the ring Alex Turner has turned the tables, do you see what I did there? Snap suplex by Turner onto Dracula who landed head first on that slab of broken glass on the table and concrete. Looking over Attila Balan has pulled something out of is costume and it appears hes dumping thumbtacks all over the ring.
Jax Carver: Hes done his homework. Dark Phoenix has been involved with enough thumb tacks that he could open up his own store. These blood thirsty fans are cheering for Balan. Talk about sadistic freaks.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man grabs Dark Phoenix and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up after him but the champ The champ righting back and slowly gets to his feet and reverses the angle and hits a ddt sending the Industrial Man into the pile of thumbtacks.
Jax Carver: Ohhhh that had to hurt. You know he got a face full of tacks and the fans are gasping at that.
Ace Scorpio: The champ not wasting any time quickly makes his way over for the cover.
ONE
TWO
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Jax Carver: Kickout by the Industrial Man who pulls out some small canister and squirts it into the eyes of the champion.
Ace Scorpio: Industrial Man has just squirted some motor oil into the eyes of the champion temporarily blinding him. Alex Turner tosses Dracula to the steel guardrail outside the ring and starts hitting his back with a singapore cane just beating the hell out of him.
Jax Carver: Alex Turner and Aztec Dracula are the two smart ones, theyre staying outside of the ring and avoiding the barbed wire.
Ace Scorpio: Attila Balan climbs up the turnbuckles with a light tube in hand drives it down across the face of Dark Phoenix. Clouds of smoke going up in the air as Dark Phoenix flopping around the ring from the impact.
Jax Carver: I hope Stefan Slain is paying attention in the back. Attila Balan is someone the company should be paying attention to.
Ace Scorpio: Dracula rolls to the ring apron and pulls something out. Alex Turner grabs Dracula and gets met with a staple gun to the head for it. Dracula now driving staples into Turners head and stands up and starts biting Alex Turner. Turner doubled over screaming in pain and Aztec Dracula sets up a chair.
Jax Carver: Well Turner can now say he was bitten by a vampire. Hopefully thats all he experiences.
Ace Scorpio: Aztec Dracula jumps up on the ring apron and climbs up the turnbuckles, he goes for a senton but Alex Turner moves and Dracula lands chest first onto that steel chair.
Jax Carver: He was just gaining momentum and that took the wind of his sail.
Ace Scorpio: Back in the ring the champ has gotten to his feet and him and Attila Balan are exchanging punches now. Dark Phoenixs mask is shredded as you can see the blood running down his face. Balan grabs Dark Phoenix and throws him into the barbed wire and grabs him with a belly to back suplex which drives him into the barbed wire as the champ falls through and out onto the concrete floor.
Jax Carver: I dont know where Slain found this Balan guy at but hes impressing me.
Ace Scorpio: Balan throws the champion over the guard rail and into the fans before leaping over. The front row getting their moneys worth.
Jax Carver: Right now the champion but be in the best place possible away from the ring.
Ace Scorpio: Dracula grabs Turner and pushes him into the ring and slides under the barbed wire. Back outside Balan setting up several chairs as he picks up Dark Phoenix and powerbombs him onto the row of chairs.
Jax Carver: The fans are chanting Balans name here as he drives fist shots into the champ.
Ace Scorpio: Dracula on the top turnbuckle leaps into the air but Alex Turner catches him and hits a fall away slam into the barbed wire. The fans booing as a bloody Turner starts strutting across the broken toys in the ring and screaming hes the sexiest man alive.
Jax Carver: Even in blood the mains ego has no boundaries, good for him!
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix being pulled up by the neck but he hits a low blow on Balan and then grabs a chair and waffles him across the face and follows it up with several more shots. Balan appears to have a busted nose as Dark Phoenix enjoying some hitting practice right now with shot after shot after shot.
Jax Carver: Balan is being tagged mercilessly.
Ace Scorpio: Back in the ring Alex Turner picks up Dracula who bites his fingers and then starts firing off rapid headbutts to Turner. Now looking over Dark Phoenix has reached over the guard rail and picked up that singapore cane wrapped in barbed wire.
Jax Carver: The champ possibly awake now and coming to life. Anytime you give the champion a weapon that spells trouble for his opponent.
Ace Scorpio: The champion pulls that barbed wire off and begins to wrap it aorund his fist. He starts firing right hands into the face of Attila Balan and busting him completely wide open with that barbed wire.
Jax Carver: Last time I saw such rampid blood flowing it was prom night and my date was a virgin. I had one hell of a cleaning bill the next day at the motel because of it.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix now biting the face of the Industrial Man and spits out a mouth full of blood right into his face. Women and children are covering their eyes and Dark Phoenix continuing to drive those fists of barbed wire into the face and biting again.
Jax Carver: Again same thing happened on prom night only no fists with barbed wire.
Ace Scorpio: Are yous saying that you
Jax Carver: Got all my wings my friend, all my wing.
Ace Scorpio: And this is why you should not be allowed to broadcast live.
Jax Carver: Youre the one who keeps bringing it up.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix now grabs the Industrial Man by the back of the neck and starts slamming his face into the concrete floor and rubbing it in as well. The champion has snapped and had enough.
Jax Carver: Finally Dark Phoenix, welcome to the match!
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner picks up Aztec Dracula and slams him into the barbed wire and starts choking him with a strand of it. Turner slicing Dracula up as the blood runs down his neck and onto the mat. Turner now looking around the ring and grabs a light tube and runs across the ring diving into the face of Dracula and smashing that light tube into his mouth.
Jax Carver: Now you can finally say the light was on but nobody is home. That may be the end for Dracula this evening.
Ace Scorpio: Fans are handing their chairs to Dark Phoenix who slams each and every chair into the face of Attila Balan. The fans are chanting we want more and the champion happy to oblige as he continues swinging chair after chair into the face of the Industrial Man.
Jax Carver: Attila Balan might be having second thoughts about going after the International champion. The guy is the champ for a reason.
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner with a hip toss to Aztec Dracula who goes back first into broken glass and thumbtacks. Timeless having his way with the new comer now.
Jax Carver: I really thought wed see more of Alex Turner and Dark Phoenix going at it with each other but thats not been the case here tonight.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix turns his back momentarily to look around for more weapons but Attila Balan reaches into his boot and pulls out a chair and wraps it around the fist. The champion turns around and is met with a right hand that sends him staggering back. Balan to his feet and takes several more shots with that chain to the temple of Dark Phoenix.
Jax Carver: I was ready to give up on Balan but hes still got something left in the tank it seems.
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner with several kicks to the chest of Aztec Dracula. Turner wanting to punish the newcomer.
Jax Carver: Hes sexy and he knows it.
Ace Scorpio: Meanwhile in the crowd Attla Balan is dragging Dark Phoenix towards us. Balan setting up a table now and pouring some type of substance over it. Whatever it is, it smells very funky.
Jax Carver: Why do you keep bringing up my prom night?
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner picks up Aztec Dracula and hits a stun gun over the top strand of barbed wire. Folks this is just the opening match. How much will any of these men have in the semi finals, let alone the finals.
Jax Carver: Thats the advantage to wrestling first. Theyre going to have some time to regroup and get their shit together for their next match.
Ace Scorpio: Attila Balan grabs Dark Phoenix and throws him head first into the stage. Camera men are moving as Balan begins to choke Dark Phoenix with those cable production wires.
Jax Carver: The champ has had some hellacious matches the last few months. But nobody has been able to defeat him. I keep going back and forth on Balan. This kid is showing me something here tonight.
Ace Scorpio: Balan now grabs a womans purse and starts rummaging through it. Hes pulled out a bottle and hes dumping it over the face of Dark Phoenix. Balan empties the bottle and slaps him across the face. The champ screaming like Ive never heard him before and now Balan pulls some packet out of the purse and opens it up, dumping the contents all over the champs face.
Jax Carver: Balan just poured a bottle of rubbing alcohol over the face of Dark Phoenix and it looks like he opened up a salt packet and poured it on those open wounds of the champ. Balan is a crazy man!
Ace Scorpio: Back in the ring, Dracula reaches over and grabs a cane and drives it into the nuts of Alex Turner. He now grabs a handful and twists as hard as he can, Turner doubles over and Dracula headbutts him while holding onto Turners nuts.
Jax Carver: We need to place a new law in this company about the handling of other mens nuts. James Fierce would say this is just a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Ace Scorpio: Dracula now releases Turners nuts and walks across the ring and picks up a barbed wire bat and runs across the ring driving it into the throat of Turner who is pushed back first into the barbed wire. Dracula walks around the ring and starts gathering up all sorts of toys.
Jax Carver: Its Christmas come early here in Cleveland, Ohio.
Ace Scorpio: Dracula stacks up a pile of thumbtacks and ligth tubes and barbed wire. He now sets up a table and places Turner onto it. Dracula sets up a chair to stand on the table. Handspring tombstone piledriver, WHAT THE HEL!!!
Jax Carver: Thats the Dracula Driver and that should be all she wrote.
Ace Scorpio: Attila Balan pulls out a screwdriver and hes digging it into the head of Dark Phoenix. That mask is all but off his face right now but hes a bloody mess.
Jax Carver: Looks better on him than the mask.
Ace Scorpio: That screwdriver being used to pull the gashes wide open as the camera has a good view of the blood gushing out. Fans are singing Mr. Roboto and the louder they sing the deeper that screw driver is going into the head of Dark Phoenix.
Jax Carver: I think Kilroy might take offense to people singing his song.
Ace Scorpio: Balan drops the screwdriver and stands up to deliver a stiff kick to the side of the champs head. Back in the ring Aztec Dracula climbing up the turnbuckles and comes flying down with a leg drop but Turner somehow rolls out of the way. Dracula with an ass full of glass and thumbtacks right now.
Jax Carver: That was not included in my prom night thank you very much.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man pulling Dark Phoenix up to his feet, the champ firing shots off toe the ribs before taking Balan down with a spinning clothesline. Dark Phoenix making his way back to the guard rail and grabs several rolled up strands of barbed wire. He makes his way back to Balan and clotheslines him with the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: Everytime I think the champ is done, he shows me why hes still the International champion.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix uncoiling that rolled up barbed wire and making a nice section for himself in the midst of the fans. The champ goes over and grabs Balan and hoists him up in the air for an airplane spin. Round and round we go, Balan face planted into the barbed wire!!!
Jax Carver: Thats several pounds of barbed wire that just went into the face of the Industrial Man. That should buy the champ a few minutes.
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner yelling at Roxy for something. She brings a monitor over to him as Turner drives the monitor into the back of Aztec Dracula. Turner drives the monitor into the back a second time before throwing it over the top of the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: Dracula taking one hell of a beating here tonight but Turner not able to put the man away.
Ace Scorpio: Turner pulling Dracula up for a powerbomb but Dracula bites the stomach of Alex Turner. Timeless slapping the back of the head trying to get Dracula to stop the biting.
Jax Carver: Ive seen a lot of biting here in ACW, the stomach is a first.
Ace Scorpio: Upperbut by Dracula and another, and another. Turner now reeling on his feet. But here comes the champ into the ring and hes got another singapore cane wrapped up in barbed wire. He blasts Dracula in the midsection with it and then swing it across the face of Alex Turner.
Jax Carver: I knew it!!!! You couldnt keep Turner and the champion apart for the entire match.
Ace Scorpio: Turner stumbling around, the champ extends his arms back and blasts Alex Turner in the face with the barbed wire. Turner now draped face first over the barbed wire as the champ sets up a chair. Dark Phoenix grabs Turner by the back of the head and slams it down into the mat. Turners face being grinded and rubbed into piles of broken glass and thumbtacks.
Jax Carver: Alex Turner isnt getting laid tonight unless the lights are turned off.
Ace Scorpio: Balan has made his way over the guard rail and grabs a cable wire and starts choking Aztec Dracula with it pulling his head back towards the barbed wire and pushing it in. The back of his head being sliced open right now as blood pours over the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: All four men around the ring now and Balan is a walking pile of blood. Dear lord not even motor oil can cure his face right now.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix turns his attention to Aztec Dracula and runs across the ring and lays a stiff boot to the face. Balan upset and releases the barbed wire, Dark Phoenix grabs Dracula and throws him throw the barbed wire and out onto the concrete floor.
Jax Carver: Balan looks irrate that the champ stuck his nose in where it didnt belong.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix grabs a chair and waffles the back of Alex Turners neck with it repeatedly.
Jax Carver: The champ showing everyone that he rules the roost still.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix has placed several chairs and light tubes over the back of Alex Turner. Phoenix standing on the top turnbuckle and hits a frog splash driving the light tubes and shattered glass into the back of Alex Turner.
Jax Carver: The champ is bat shit crazy! He sacrificed himself just to drive glass into Turners back.
Ace Scorpio: Attila Balan setting up a chair and powerbombs Dracula into it and then follows that up with a piledriver onto the concrete. Balan on his back now sprawled out to get a quick breather. Dracula laid out in a puddle of his own blood.
Jax Carver: All four men down but its Balan who seems to have the most life left in him.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix back to his feet and rearranges the chairs turner Alex Turner into a barbed wire chair sandwich. The champ points up to the sky and climbs the turnbuckles. He stretches out his arms and hits the Phoenix splash, rolling over for the cover.
ONE
TWO
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THREE!!!!!
Jax Carver: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dark Phoenix stole a pinfall and Im not happy about this!!! Im not ready to see Roxy leave yet.
Frank Salazar: TIMELESS ALEX TURNER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Ace Scorpio: In what has to be a shocker, Alex Turner is the first man eliminated in this match. Its not a shock that the champ got the pinfall, but you would have thought Alex Turner would have been one of the final two remaining.
Jax Carver: All this is going to do is fuel the fire between Turner and Collins.
Ace Scorpio: Balan grabs Dracula by the back of the head and runs along the ring and tosses him head first over the guard rail. Balan taking him back to where him and Dark Phoenix were battling it out earlier. Balan grabs a steel chair and slams it across the face of Aztec Dracula.
Jax Carver: Balan is in the zone here this evening. The fans booing as Roxy slowly leaves up the ailse with her arm around Alex Turner who is bleeding like a stuck pig up the rampway.
Ace Scorpio: Dark Phoenix slowly leaving the ring and taking his time towards the guard rail as he catches a breather and watches the action take place below us. Balan setting up another table by the previous one. Once again he grabs a bottle and dumps all sorts of liquid over both tables. The stench is unreal.
Jax Carver: If it doesnt smell like something died just yet then wait.
Ace Scorpio: Balan now grabbing a window pane and placing it on the tables, he yells for the referee to come over and help him as he places a second and much larger window pane on the tables. More liquid gets dumped out onto the glass.
Jax Carver: Is the Industrial Man starting his own widow washing service?
Ace Scorpio: Balan grabs Dracula by the back of the head and throws it into the wall below us here at the broadcasting booth. Dracula is now laid upon the table. Dark Phoenix coming closer but Balan catches him and drills him with a right hand before picking up a chair and blasting the champion across the face.
Jax Carver: Dark Phoenix thought he was going to sneak up on Attila Balan but it wasnt to be.
Ace Scorpio: Balan grabs Dark Phoenix and lifts him up for a powerbomb and slams him into the wall below us. Just like Dracula, the champion is rolled up onto a table now. Balan bends down and picks up that bottle and starts dumping more contents of it over the two bodies.
Jax Carver: This has nothing but evil intentions written all over it.
Ace Scorpio: The Industrial Man with the help of a referee picks up two more window panes and places them over Dracula and Dark Phoenix. Balan dumps the rest of that bottle onto the glass and walks away.
Jax Carver: Where in the hell is this madman going?
Ace Scorpio: Balan walking through the crowd and picks up those uncoiled rolls of barbed wire. He wraps the barbed wire around his shoulders and his chest all the way down to his waist. Balan is a walking ball of barbed wire.
Jax Carver: Why is this man shredding up his body more than it already is?
Ace Scorpio: Balan grabs a ladder and starts dragging it up the rampway with him. Balan is on the other side of the announce table and hes setting up the ladder. The fans on their feet here as Balan climbs the ladder. Hes got to be a good 20 feet up in the air at this point.
Jax Carver: You can sit here Ace, Im getting out of the way.
Ace Scorpio: Balan reaching into his boots and pulls out a packet of matches and a lighter. He lights what looks like two packets of matches and drops them from the top of the ladder down onto the glass. The glass, the tables, Dark Phoenix and Aztec Dracula going up on flames!!
Jax Carver: We have burning wood, we have burning flesh and Balan is smiling from here to ear.
Ace Scorpio: Balan stands on the top run and does a sunset flip into a senton bomb onto the glass. Balan crashes through the glass and drives Dracula and Dark Phoenix through the tables and the glass onto the ground. The fire is still going as all three men are in flames. Blan is on top of both men with the barbed wire as the referee is trying to find a place to count.
ONE
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TWO
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THREE!!!!!
Jax Carver: Holy shit what a finish. We have our fist winner of the night advancing to the tag team portion of the Helloween Cup.
Ace Scorpio: The referee calling for a fire extinguisher as all three men are being burnt. The Industrial Man may have just pulled off the biggest upset of the night. He defeated the International champion and Aztec Dracula. No matter what happens from here on out this evening, Attila Balan has made himself noticed here in ACW.
Jax Carver: Folks this is only the opening match! But the question shouldnt be what else are we going to see here tonight. But what on earth is left in the tank of Attila Balan?
DING DING DING
Frank Salazar: AZTEC DRACULA AND DARK PHOENIX HAVE BOTH BEEN ELIMINATED. THEREFORE, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH AND MOVING ON TO THE SEMI FINALS OF THE EVENING, THE INDUSTRIAL MAN ATTILAAAAAAAAAAAAA BALANNNNNNNN!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: If you didnt know who this man was, you better start paying attention. Not only does he advance to the semi finals having one bracket 1. He quite possibly just earned himself a future International title shot against Daniel Collins.
Jax Carver: Times are changing here in ACW
.times are changing.
Ace Scorpio: Folks well be back with our second bracket match of the evening after we get this all sorted out and cleaned up.
The referee raises the hand up of a very bloody Attila Balan as the fans stand up and cheer while the medical staff come out to check on Aztec Dracula and Dark Phoenix.
COMING UP NEXT BRACKET TWO OF THE HELLOWEEN CUP
Marcus White Vs Phantom Fairtex Vs Phoenix Vs Cade Corso VS Alex-Conners
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:47:43 GMT -5
(Team Fairtex is in the arena hours before the event begins looking at the ring and the barbed wire being wrapped around it in place of the ring ropes. Tong smiles like he's reminiscing while his brother Phantam looks in awe at the sight of the ring.)
Phantam Fairtex: "So this is the Hardkore Helloween ring that we're going to be participating in during our respective block matches."
Tong Fairtex: "To me it's just like yesterday and this is like I said Hardkore World's PREMIERE EVENT. Second to none and after tonight you'll find out first hand when you step into this well regarded ring and highly regarded match."
Phantam Fairtex: "How did it feel to be in this match."
Tong Fairtex: "Brother the brutality and pain along with the blood spilling from your head and face was like the ultimate honor win, lose or draw. Just surviving the brutality was enough to be a victory."
Phantam Fairtex: "I'm just wondering about something Tong."
Tong Fairtex: "Ask away."
Phantam Fairtex: "Did you actually dress as Luke Skywalker while you were filming a promo."
Tong Fairtex: "That was long ago in Hardkore World when I was in the role of playing the goof ball. I'm a different person now. I'm the Bangkok Hitman and I'm past that memory and so is my now retired trainer Sasketeem Po. You see I almost made it and I mean I almost made it. I went out at the thirty minute mark of the match. You know who made it the longest."
Phantam Fairtex: "Our father."
Tong Fairtex: "Nope. It was Dragon Belt after 63minutes before he was eliminated and that was quite far considering the fact that he was a rookie back then."
Phantam Fairtex: "So I'm a SWAT rookie too."
Tong Fairtex: "Right and you'll be making your mark in a matter of hours when you step into the ring with your opponents."
Phantam Fairtex: "I've been studying their matches since the blocks were announced. I mean I should be able to beat Marcus if it comes down to him and me."
Tong Fairtex: "Or it could be you and Phoenix."
Phantam Fairtex: "I think you got Phoenix."
Tong Fairtex: "I stand corrected. If it's my block it could come down to me and him or 'Sadistic Insanity' Damian Payne."
Phantam Fairtex: "Or your old Warhammer Corp. nemesis 'Knife Edge' Takeda Yokosuda."
Tong Fairtex: "Anything is possible like anything is possible in your block like having to face
Cade Corso or me facing Calum Morgan. The possibilities are endless Phantam and believe me in this match anything is possible."
Phantam Fairtex: "The only thing we know is that we're going to be bleeding and battering our opponents as they're going to be battering us and we're going to go all out to make them bleed."
Tong Fairtex: "That's the whole point in this match bruh. That's the whole point in this match, blood, guts and glory just like our father and myself went through and so will you
Phantam."
Phantam Fairtex: "So you didn't answer the question I asked when we made our joint statement."
Tong Fairtex: "You mean if we have to face each other."
Phantam Fairtex: "Yeah."
(They look at each other.)
Tong Fairtex: "Like I said before no matter what happens we'll see what comes of our match. If it does come to the two of us it's not going to be a take a dive thing it's going to be a brawl between us. For now bruh let's just leave it at that and just prepare for our block matches."
Phantam Fairtex: "Fine with me."
(They slap each other on the back and leave the ringside area as the scene slowly faces to black.)
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:48:15 GMT -5
[WE ARE ------ wait for it ------ BACKSTAGE!!!!]
[In the SWAT B Locker room...]
C:\>zork1
[Zork Nontext enters the room searching for treasure. Not caring for the the lighting in the SWAT B dressing room which has been done up to look like a Haunted House, just in case I want to cut any Haunted House promos later while acting like I'm LIVE from Ohio and forget to mention that its backstage - so Nontext is carrying his own candle. Flashing his candle about, Zork checks the floor for treasure.]
>take swat b ultimate title
I don't know the word "swat b ultimate title"
>search LEFT Tentacle's duffle bag
Opening the small duffle bag reveals CASH.
>take cash
Taken.
[Doors fly open as LEFT Tentacle and Short Circuit Protagonist carry in the burnt husk of AZTEC Dracula, followed by an upset Sirius Man.]
LEFT Tentacle: Fire! Why'd it have to be fire...
[Fire. The prehispanic vampire's one weakness, other than stakes to the heart, sunlight and influenza.]
>offer medicine
Item not found.
[Throwing the smoking vampire on a bench, Short Circuit Protagonist starts to hook up the various medical apparatus that insurance companies insist Vile "Vince" Viper take with him to every venue. SCP is sure that the old man won't mind the gear being used to save Aztec's life... probably. Shaking his head Short Circuit already sees the fines in his future.]
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
[The vampire has a pulse. That's confusing. The count opens his eyes just in time to see LEFT Tentacle try to jab him in the chest with a BIG ASS NEEDLE full of adrenaline.]
AZTEC Dracula: Bastardo Estupedio!!!
>join conversation
Speaking.
LEFT Tentacle: He said he doesn't drink wine.
[Zork Nontext leans in to check on Aztec Dracula, but the flaming candle in his hand gives the elderly undead luchador a scare.]
BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
[...]
[Aztec Dracula flatlines.]
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
LEFT Tentacle & Short Circuit Protagonist: NOOOOOOooooooOOOOOooooooOOOOooo!!!!!!!!!
[The room is left in a shocked silence.]
>take Aztec Dracula's vampire dentures
Taken.
Sirius Man: ...he is going to pay for this...
Short Circuit Protagonist: If he drops the candle, he'll be attacked by Gues.
Sirius Man <nostrils flare="">: INDUSTRIAL MAN IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS! You think you're SO MUCH BETTER than SWAT B, you mech dick? YOU THINK WE'RE THAT FAR BENEATH THE REST OF SWAT THAT IF WE "DARE" TO MIX IT UP WITH THE MAIN ROSTER WE DESERVE DEATH!?!!?!?!?!?!? IS THIS A MESSAGE? WELL I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU - YOU'RE A DEAD BUCKET OF BOLTS WALKING, INDUSTRIAL MAN! AND THE REST OF THE SWAT LOCKER?
[Sirius Man scratches the back of his rubber dog mask ear.]
Sirius Man: I hear you assholes complaining that the Helloween Cup isn't like it used to be. How GREAT the Hardkore World fed was. You wish it was twenty guys running around in barbwire instead of four? Well we've got a whole god damned roster of guys with a HELL OF A LOT MORE HEART than you LAZY bastards, and you know what? Maybe we'll just insert ourselves into one of the other matches - get twenty bodies in there. We might not make the kind of appearance fees as you worthless bastards, but we sure aren't redshirts. This...
[Sirius points back at the body of Aztec Dracula.]
Sirius Man: This isn't acceptable. The Industrial Man just shook a damn hornet's nest, and I hope you morons do a nice Nicolas Cage impression, because THE BEES are coming for you.
[The Bees. Classic! This speech is actually firing up the rest of the sketchy crew. Aztec Dracula - who sits up because he's a vampire and can't actually die - looks confused, but joins the boys in there screams of rage.]
Sirius Man: Let's show these hacks who the REAL A-TEAM are!
[Cheering - Sirius Man, LEFT Tentacle, Short Circuit Protagonist and Aztec Dracula exit. Probably to find an A-Team costume. Zork Nontext is left to his treasure hunting.]
>dress as B. A. Baracus
LEFT Tentacle has Bosco Baracus costume
>open trap door
The trap door opens to reveal a rickety staircase descending into darkness.
[As Zork Nontext goes into the locker room's subbasement, you wonder if the SWAT B team will kick Phoenix's ass to secure a spot in the Helloween Cup. The only thing you don't wonder is Vile "Vince" Viper's chances of winning the Haunted House match, because he's OWNING that shit.]</nostrils>
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:48:56 GMT -5
"...what on earth is left in the tank of Attila Balan?"
{{A sprawling metropolis has several moons in its purple skyline. The camera pans down a building just as a golden robot somersaults onto a vertical plane, narrowly avoiding some loose electrical cables. Diving further into the mechanical city, the golden humanoid drops past some rotating drills, landing on a pipe. Looking up the golden boy has two circular discs spin out of the sides of his head, listening for trouble. Below him is a pit of massive circular saws. Twisting around them, the golden humanoid continues to drop, grabbing a small pipe before reaching another set of rotating blades. Pulling a leg over the bar, the creature leans back just in time to avoid one of the sharp objects, only to turn into another that catches him in the arm.}}
{{Blinding flash.}}
{{Standing on the ground, the golden robot pulls his severed arm towards glowing purple hole in his shoulder. Locking the arm back into place, the robot stands in front of a backdrop of his alien skyline.}}
ASTAR: My name is Astar, a robot. I can put my arm back on, you can't - so play safe!
"F E A R
T H E
I N D U S T R I A L
M A N
T H I S
H E L L O W E E N
C U P ! ! ! "
{{After the match, it looks more like fans should fear FOR the Industrial Man.}}
{{In the backstage area, Robocop doesn't look much better than he did at the end of Robocop 2. It is a testament to Turner, Collins, and Dracula that they managed to do as much damage as Kain. Balan staggers into walls, his plastic costume leaking motor oil onto the floor; leaving a trail that looks like the aftermath of a mass murder.}}
{{Up the hall at the Luchian Inc. dressing room, valets Toni and Bobbi look concerned. The chairman certainly did a number on himself to impress. They want to race to Balan's aid and help him the last of the way, but know that his pride won't allow it. Even as he almost slips in his own blood, Attila Balan needs to do this by himself.}}
Toni: Mr. Bal*
{{He raises a broken robotic arm up to calm her.}}
Bobbi: The animals.
{{Dragging his leg the last bit of the way, Attila Balan finally staggers into the door. Placing a black rubber hand up against the Luchian star - and leaving an impressive bloody imprint.}}
Bobbi: Are you going to be alright to continue sir?
{{Attila Balan shoots his personal assistant a knowing smile, even as he uses a lug wrench to remove his Robocop visor.}}
AB: Patience Bobbi, they're only human.
{{Removing his mask, Balan enters the Luchian Inc. dressing room, the camera gets a quick glimpse inside at a full team of medical personal gearing up to get Balan back to 100% like an F1 pit crew. As the team races into action the door swings shut.}}
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:49:11 GMT -5
Ace Scorpio: And now time for our second match of the evening. The returning to the ring of President Phoenix who will have his hands full with Phantam Fairtex for sure.
Jax Carver: Whered the strippers go? But since we cant have the strippers out I guess well send it on down to the ring announcer.
Frank Salazar: This is your second match for the Helloween Cup of the evening. Introducing first he stands at 6 feet tall and weighs in at 235 pounds from BANGKOK, THAILAND this is PHANTAMMMM FAIRTEXXXX!!!!
: "He's So Fine" plays and Phantam Fairtex comes to the ring with two models one on each arm. He holds the ropes for the models and sends them away and walks like a model before doing a brief dance and strips to reveal his ring attire consisting of the Muy Thai fighting colored gear that Tong wears, dark wrestling boots and Thai Fighing streamers. Phantam goes to all four corners and says a brief prayer before going to his corner and jumps up and down pounding his chest and face with his fists glaring angrily.
Frank Salazar: And the next contestant, he stands at 64 and weights in at 240 pounds from LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA this is THE LADIES MAN MARCUSSSSS WHITEEEEEE!!!!
Mind your business by C&C Music Factory begins to play as the Ladies Man comes out to a mixed reaction. Marcus poses at the top of the rampway before walking down to the ring and stepping through the ropes and posing in front of Phantam Fairtex.
Ace Scorpio: And just when you thought things couldnt get any more strange this evening.
Jax Carver: So let me see if I get this right. We have a barbaric match set in place and yet we have two guys who think theyre male models in it? That should play over well with this crowd.
Frank Salazar: And next, standing at 66 and weighing in at 265 pounds from RED BANK, NEW JERSEY this is PHOENIXXXXXX!!!!!
The scene shoots to the ramp way as the arena lights drop to a dark orange. A fast montage of Adam Haven hitting Phoenix seven times in a row in one old uCw match with a steel chair plays.
*GONG!* Fog rolls out and a circle of fire lights on the stage. A flash shot of Phoenix beating the hell out of Soutter in the CWA.
*GONG!* A deep voice booms out "Time to Rise!" as the tron lights up with fiery lettering spelling out "Rise Like the Phoenix", and a flash shot of Phoenix crushing Cobryn with a steel chair.
*GONG!* The stage and turnbuckles explode with flame pyro as 'Phoenix' by Stratovarious blares out, and fast motion clips play of Phoenix delivering the Phoenix Driver to a bevy of opponents, including D-Matic, Matt Griffen, Soutter, Adam Haven, Johnny Styles, RDS, Syberus, Clench, Dustin Hughes, Dan Stein, Tobias Burden, Dave Rave, Mars, Soulfly, Dusty Dynamite, and Jace Mingla.
Phoenix rises through the circle of flames, down on one knee, head on his fist, wearing a dark red leather vest with "FMP" down one side, a phoenix logo on the back, and his Rosary. He stands up as the crowd roars seeing his black metal bat in his other hand. Phoenix begins making his way down towards the ring as the haze dissipates, arms outstretched, playing up the crowd with a smirk.
Phoenix slides into the ring, hops up and hits the turnbuckle to the second rope, pounding his chest then points straight up with a single middle finger salute as the corner behind him explodes in fire. Phoenix hits all four corners, then pulls off the vest, draping it over the ringpost, and places the Rosary over it. He holds the bat aloft before affixing it to a loop hidden inside the vest.
Ace Scorpio: Now heres where things get interesting. The president of SWAT is making his long away return to the ring. Will there be any punishments or suspensions even a firing for the person who can pin or submit him?
Jax Carver: To me this is about as biased as if Stefan Slain were to enter the cup. Its not right and there are so many lines of red tape and political things that could happen. You almost want to give him the win by default.
We hear screaming throughout the arena as Psychotic Goth makes his way onto the stage. He has two large steel chains in his hands as he drags out Alex Conners and Cade Corso who are both bleeding like stuck pigs. Psychotic Goth picks up Alex Conners and powerbombs him off the stage and then wraps the chain in his hand and throws Cade Corso off the stage and begins to hang him with the chain., Several officials run out to the stage to break it up. After several minutes of trying to talk him down, Psychotic Goth releases the chain and walks off screaming.
Ace Scorpio: Psychotic Goth on a rampage here this evening. He has now taken three men out of the Helloween Cup and were only in match #2. The man is obsessed with not being in the haunted house match later on this evening.
Jax Carver: What in the hell? I guess we have ourselves a triple threat match now?
DING DING DING
Ace Scorpio: Marcus White posing in front of his opponents. He brushes his chest with his right hand and tells Phantam to leave the ring and that he has this. Phantam trying not to crack a smile while Phoenix looks on dumbfounded.
Jax Carver: Two wanna be models and the president of SWAT. I guess for entertainment value only.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus continues to run his mouth, Phantam throws his hands to the side and says forget this and leaves the ring and pulls up a chair on the outside. So were going to have Marcus White start the match against Phoenix.
Jax Carver: The ladies man may have bitten off more then he can chew here tonight.
Ace Scorpio: Both men go to lock up but Marcus White fires off with a right hand, a cheap shot by the ladies man to start the match. Several right hands by Marcus who grabs Phoenix and whips him into the barbed wire. The Ladies Man looks around the arena and then charges towards Phoenix hitting a flying shoulder tackle, pushing the president into the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: We have two guys laid out at the top of the rampway, well beneath it now on the floor. Why is nobody going for the quick pin and elimination?
Ace Scorpio: Marcus White posing now and slaps his face getting psyched up. Marcus picks up Phoenix and hits an atomic drop and then a kick to the groin before hitting a ddt. Marcus on the move early on in this match.
Jax Carver: Could it be that Marcus is good in hardcore matches? Or is the president just that damn rusty?
Ace Scorpio: Marcus picks up Phoenix and hits a snap suplex sending the president into the barbed wire. Phantam just looking on somewhat amused at the moment. Marcus picking up the president and hitting a scoop slam onto the mat.
Jax Carver: The ladies man may not have a job after tonight the way hes beating on Phoenix.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus walks across the ring and then runs over dropping an elbow onto the president. Phantam has seen enough. He gets up and grabs his chair and enters the ring. Going over to the corner he wraps some barbed wire around that chair while Marcus is posing for the crowd.
Jax Carver: The ladies man thinks he has this match in hand but he doesnt realize that his other opponent has finally entered the ring.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam arches the chair back but Marcus turns around and sees him hitting a kick to the groin. Marcus raking the eyes, Phatam drops the chair and the ladies man picks it up and waffles him across the face with it. Marcus yelling strike a pose and swings that barbed wire chair into the face of Phantam a second time.
Jax Carver: Who would have ever guessed that the ladies man would be dominating this match. I always thought he was the submissive type and not a dom.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam rolling to the outside of the ring and Marcus carefully exits the ring. Marcus grabs a monitor and smashes it into the back of Phantam Fairtex. Phantam walking towards the guard rail, Marcus pushes him back first into it and walks back a few steps. Marcus running towards Phantam and clotheslines him into the crowd.
Jax Carver: Chants of Ladies Man are breaking out in the crowd now. Either Marcus got everybody high backstage before the match started or this is a dream. I dont know what has gotten into this man but hes in full control of this match.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus to his feet and again posing for the crowd as a few pictures are being taken.
Jax Carver: Say it with me. Your 2017 Helloween Cup winner Marcus White. Vegas would be shut down with all the money theyd have lost on the odds of wholl win this.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus telling a fan to pick up a chair and hold it. Marcus now grabs Phantam and smashes him head first into the steel chair before taking a selfie with the fan.
Jax Carver: Now thats not something ever included with a travel package.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus with a clip to the back of Phantams leg now as he takes him head first and slams it into the side of the stage. Phantam right below us at the announcers table, turns around and blasts Marcus with a right hand but Marcus firing back.
Jax Carver: Seriously is this a rib? Did Phantam and Phoenix get together backstage and plan this?
Ace Scorpio: Both men fighting through the crowd now firing lefts and rights with each other. Marcus and stops and screams strike a pose bitch and slaps Phantam with a right hand. Phantam smiles and slaps Marcus twice as hard with a left hand.
Jax Carver: Seriously, this is a rib! Or is someone dressing up as Marcus for Halloween?
Ace Scorpio: Marcus turns around and belts Phantam with another right hand slap. Phantam looking annoyed right now and out of nowhere Marcus rakes the eyes and headbutts Phantam.
Jax Carver: Someone call Ripley because Im not believing this.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix up to his feet in the ring and just watching the action and now he looks amused by all of this as Marcus hits Phantam with another steel chair.
Jax Carver: As were nearing the end of 2017 could 2018 be the year of the ladies man?
Ace Scorpio: Phantam grabs a womans purse and belts Marcus across the face with it and then takes a cane from a member of the audience and rams it into the gut of Marcus. Phantam grabs a cable wire and wraps it around the neck of the ladies man and begins to choke him while Marcus tries to make his way back to the ring.
Jax Carver: I wonder if everyone underestimated Marcus here tonight? Phantam trying to get the upper hand in this match now.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus takes a drink away from someone in the audience after mule kicking Phantam and then pouring the drink in his face. Phantam though with an elbow to the gut of Marcus and then grabs a chair and blasts him across the face with it.
Jax Carver: Meanwhile Phoenix is just watching the show and resting up. Somewhere in the back you know the boys are watching on in total shock or laughing, take your pick.
Ace Scorpio: Kick to the nuts by Phantam who picks Marcus up and hits a belly to back suplex in the crowd driving Marcus into a set of chairs and landing hard on the concrete floor.
Jax Carver: Playtime is over and Phantam appears ready to take this match seriously now.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam making his way over to pick up Marcus who hits a low blow and grabs Phantam by the back of the neck and drags him through the crowd and throws him into the stage head first.
Jax Carver: Not a bad move on the part of Marcus here who figures its best to play the odds outside of the ring. It looks like the other two men who were supposed to be in this match have been removed.
Ace Scorpio: Speaking of removal, Ive just been told that because of the actions of Psychotic Goth making this a triple threat match, its no longer an elimination match but first pinfalll wins it.
Jax Carver: Someone might want to tell these guys that!
Ace Scorpio: Marcus picks up Phantam and drops him head first onto the stage. The fans are chanting Marcus name. This is becoming the home of Marcus White now.
Jax Carver: Well the fans are stupid Ace. Everybody knows that the city of Cleveland backs losers. Just look at the Browns. Marcus White should officially move to Cleveland and I bet you theyd make him king.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus picks up Phantam and hits a snap suplex into the side of the rampway. He now looks around and takes a bottle of beer from one of the fans and breaks it over the head of Phantam.
Jax Carver: I wouldnt believe any of this if I wasnt watching it. Halloween brings out the monster in Marcus apparently.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam is busted open and Marcus dragging him back through the crowd and taking him towards the ring. Marcus stops to pose for the crowd, Phantam turns around and hits an uppercut and then headbutts Marcus. A fan hands a chair to Phantam who bashes it over Marcuss head.
Jax Carver: After the first match and seeing this, Marcus better have a lot more up his sleeve against the Industrial Man. Attila Balan aint no joke.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam reaching into his boot and pulls something out and starts digging it into the forehaed of Marcus who is now bleeding. He starts trying to push it into the eye of the ladies man.
Jax Carver: President Phoenix continuing to watch on and hes got to be well rested. A bit cut up, but well rested.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus starts biting the hand of Phantam and then a few shots to the ribs. Marcus standing up now bleeding and spits in the face of Phantam. Phantam screams fuck you and starts driving fists shots into the face of Marcus. Both men exchanging punches now as the fans are surrounding them.
Jax Carver: Psychotic Goth is going nuts tonight and Phantam looks to be getting there. I think the whole family is personally whacked out of their minds.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam asking for a chair from the crowd, Marcus runs towards him and gets belted with a chair shot to the face. The fans booing at that as Marcus has become a fan favorite tonight.
Jax Carver: Do women carry anything good in their purses these days?
Ace Scorpio: Marcus grabbing another purse off the ground and throwing it into the face of Phantam and then grabs another beer bottle and breaks it over the head of Phantam. Phantam bleeding but staggering around.
Jax Carver: And do these fans get a free beer or food when the boys use it for their own interest? If I were a fan Id be pissed off.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus grabs Phantam and throws him right into the guard rail and splashes him from behind.
Jax Carver: Marcus mounting Phantam like a dog in heat. The ultimate humiliation!
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix perched upon the top turnbuckle just took out both men leaping over the guard rail. All three men on the ground. Welcome back to the match Phoenix!!
Jax Carver: I didnt even see him up there. I just saw a body in the air and next thing I knew there were three bodies on the ground.
Ace Scorpio: Fans chanting PHOENIX PHOENIX PHOENIX. He wanted to let the other two men know hes very much apart of this match.
Jax Carver: He was smart to let those two beat each other senseless and now Phoenix feels this is his time to make a move.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix stomping on the back of Phantams neck and grabs Marcus by the head now throws him over the guard rail. Marcus thrown through the barbed wire and back into the ring as Phoenix grabs a lead pipe and enters the ring. Phoenix takes a swing but Marcus ducks and spears Phoenix and is now mounting him throwing wild fists shots.
Jax Carver: My god Marucs is like a cockroach tonight. You cant destroy the little fucker.
Ace Scorpio: Youre going to be fined out of your ass tonight when this is all said and done.
Jax Carver: I cant say fucker but you can say ass? More red tape bullshit double standards around here.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus with a clothesline and sends Phoenix into the barbed wire. Marcus now grabs Phoenix and whips him across the ring into the barbed wire and hits a stinger splash pushing that back deeper into the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: The fans are cheering and on their feet right now as they back the under dog.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus backing across the ring and going for another stinger splash, Phoenix gets the boot up and plants it right in his face.
Jax Carver: Marcus is already busted open but I think a tooth may have gone flying there.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix now throws Marcus into the barbed wire and goes running at him but Marcus spears the president taking him off of his feet.
Jax Carver: What is Phoenix going to have in store for Marcus after tonight?
Ace Scorpio: Marcus picks up Phoenix and hits a stun gun over the top strand of the barbed wire and then turns around to push his head into it carving up like next months thanksgiving turkey.
Jax Carver: The fans screaming for more blood and Marcus almost seems possessed driving the head of Phoenix into the barbed wire.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus now picks Phoenix up and runs him across the ring hitting a bulldog and slamming his head into the mat. The ladies man goes over and grabs that lead pipe and now sits on the back of Phoenix choking him out with it. The fans continue to ask for more blood but Marcus seems confined to choking out Phoenix.
Jax Carver: All any of us can do is take this in and watch the action taking place. Whatever happens here tonight I think the story of this show will be the transformation of Marcus White. The man nobody thought could has come to life.
Ace Scorpio: Dont look now but Phantam is back in the ring and hes brought a lot of toys it looks like. He grabs a barbed wire bat and slams it down across the back of Marcus. Phantam reaches back and does it again blasting Marcus on the back.
Jax Carver: Marcus screaming out in pain but you can see the look on his face. Hes hulking up so to speak and the fans are sensing it as they chant his name.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam grabs a light tube and smashes it across the face of Marcus White. The ladies man now sitting against the barbed wire, Phantam grabs another light tube and places it in the mouth of Marcus. Phantam stomping on the mat and drills the right foot as hard as he can into that light bulb which shatters in the mouth of the ladies man.
Jax Carver: Well if anything that will keep him from talking for a bit. Blood pouring out of the mouth of Marcus now.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam now choking out Marcus White with his boot over the throat and then bends down to pick up the broken light tube and driving it into the head of the ladies man.
Jax Carver: Marcus a complete mess right now, I dont see him striking a pose for awhile.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam stands up and pulls Marcus to his knees who hits a headbutt to the nuts. Phantam doubled over and Marcus hits another headbutt. The ladies man on his feet and hitting rapid headbutts to Phantam.
Jax Carver: I know you dont want me to say it and Im doing my best not to.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus bends down and grabs that broken light tube and rakes it across the face of Phantam several times as Phantam continues to bleed out even more.
Jax Carver: Everytime you have Marcus counted out he comes right back. Something about Cleveland turns the biggest losers into a winner. Unless you play for the Browns. Theres just no hope there.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus now sends Phantam into the barbed wire and splashes him from behind. Marcus jumps on the back of Phantam and wraps his legs around his waist riding him like a bull and driving his head into the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: Im not sure which is more repulsive. Having your head jammed into barbed wire or being ridden like a bull by Marcus.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus jumps off the back now and starts strutting across the ring and posing as fans take pictures. Phantam turns around and boy does he look pissed off. He grabs that barbed wire bat and hes got murder in those eyes.
Jax Carver: He was just publicly violated for the world to see. Marcus may have just caused his own demise.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus turns around and gets blasted in the face and falls down and back into the barbed wire. Phantam walking towards Marcus like a man on a mission. Marcus pulled up to his feet and Phantam puts him in a headlock and starts sliding that barbed wire bat across his face slicing him open from his forehead down to his chin.
Jax Carver: James Fierce has been warning Marcus for months that his sexual exploits were going to land him in hot water. Phantam may be the last victim of Marcus sexual harassment.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam continuing to slice that bat across his face and you can see skin on the barbed wire. Marcus screaming in pain but Phantam continues on.
Jax Carver: Somewhere at home James Fierce is lighting up a cigar and smiling at whats just happened and is now taking place.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam lets Marcus go who stumbles around and falls over the barbed wire. Phantam licking that barbed wire and the blood off of it with a very sadistic look on his face.
Jax Carver: I would say Psychotic Goth would be proud of that but something tells me Goth is causing holy hell in the back somewhere right now.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam walks over and drags Marucs up to his feet but the ladies man is throwing punches. Theyre weak punches but hes still in the fight. The fans are going nuts rooting this guy on.
Jax Carver: How is that possible? Marcus White never has this much in him. How in the hell is this happening?
Ace Scorpio: Marcus backs up and runs towards Phantam Fairtex. Phantam with a boot to the face and now picks up Marcus and hits a spinning sit down powerbomb driving Marcus into the broken glass and pieces of barbed wire.
Jax Carver: That could be the end of Marcus finally.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam Fairtex going for the cover.
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Jax Carver: Phoenix back int the ring and just dove onto Phantam breaking up the count and now its Phoenix going for the cover on Phantam.
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Ace Scorpio: Phantam Fairtex kicks out. Marcus crawling across the shards of broken glass. Phoenix up to his feet and grabs that chair wrapped up in barbed wire, Phantam to his feet and gets blasted across the top of the head and slowly falls down to the mat.
Jax Carver: The president making use of the toys in the ring.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix goes for another cover.
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Jax Carver: Phantam Fairtex kicks out!
Ace Scorpio: Marcus runs over and kicks the back of Phoenix head. Phoenix gets to his feet and Marcus goes for a axehandle but Phoenix with a shot to the ribs. Forearm shot by Phoenix, Marcus now staggering around and a discuss clothesline by Phoenix sends the ladies man down to the mat. The president going for a cover.
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Jax Carver: Marcus kicks out right at the end as the fans are on their feet clapping. They werent ready to see their underdog lose the match.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus now rolling across the ring and under the barbed wire. Phoenix turning his attention to Phantam now as both men on their feet Repeated headbutts by Phantam who picks Phoenix up and bodyslams him onto the mat. Phantam grabs the legs and spins him around and around and around before throwing Phoenix into the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: Well I thought the winner of this match would have quite the advantage in rest time but it doesnt appear to be the case.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam grabbing a handful of lightbulbs and takes them over placing them across the chest of Phoenix. Phantam now leaps up on in the air and hits a sommersault onto the chest of Phoenix driving the glass into his chest as it shatters.
Jax Carver: All three of these men seem to be down to the last quarter of a gas tank but its Phantam holding court in the ring right now.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus grabs a table wrapped up in barbed wire and slides it into ring. Phantam runs over and kicks Marcus in the face and grabs the table pulling it towards him. Phantam now placing the table on top of Phoenix.
Jax Carver: Marcus had something in mind but Phantam wasnt going to allow it. However it looks like hes going to be put the table to his use.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam now leaves the ring and is looking under it. He crawls under and comes out with a ladder. Buzz going around throughout the crowd now as they wonder what Phantam has in mind.
Jax Carver: Just like the men in the first match, I dont know who is going to have anything left for the semi finals as everybody is giving it their all.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam slides the ladder into the ring and sets it up. Phantam taking his time climbing up the ladder and standing at the very top of it. Phantam doing a prayer as he leaps into the air and hits a five star frog splash right through the barbed wire table pushing it into the chest of Phoenix.
Jax Carver: Phantam just sacrificed his entire body!!! Im not sure if he didnt get the short end of the stick on that.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus now into the ring and he scurries up the ladder. Marcus now comes flying off with a frog splash of his own onto Phoenix. Marcus grabs the legs and goes for the cover.
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Jax Carver: Phantam quickly over and breaks up the count with a hand over Marcus. I cant believe it! Marcus almost stole the match.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam up to his feet now and grabs that barbed wire bat and drives it into the back of Marcus White before throwing him into the barbed wire. Phantam now turning his attention toward Phoenix.
Jax Carver: Its up in the air right now as to who is going to win this match. I cant pick a winner thats for sure.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus to his feet and spins Phantam around going for a clothesline. Phantam ducks and grabs Marcus by the neck and hurls him into the corner of the ring draped into that barbed wire. Phantam charging over but Marcus rolls out of the way and Phantam goes chest first into the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: He did it again! Marcus continuing to show signs of life and hes not going to roll over and die for anyone.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus with that barbed wire bat and using the back of Phantam for batting practice as he takes multiple shots.
Jax Carver: Hell maybe he can join up with the Indians. They could use a power hitter who wont choke in the end.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam escapes the ring as he falls through the barbed wire. The ladies man now setting up a bunch of chairs and places the remainder of that barbed wire board over the chairs. Marcus now adding more chairs to place over the top of that barbed wire board.
Jax Carver: Raise your hand if you picked Marcus to win the match?
Ace Scorpio: Marcus goes over towards Phoenix and drags him by the head across the top of the barbed wire. Marcus taking several attempts but finally gets Phoenix up onto the top strand of barbed wire as Marcus climbs his way up.
Jax Carver: I bet you our president didnt expect hed have this type of evening.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus picks Phoenix up for a powerbomb and turns around driving him into the chairs and through the barbed wire table and the other chairs. The fans are on their feet making noise, chanting Marcus name. Cleveland finally has a winner!!! Marcus for the pin.
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Jax Carver: Shoulder up!!!! Phoenix gets the left shoulder up at the last possible second. This is a stunned crowd right now as everyone thought Marcus had put the match away.
Ace Scorpio: A hair, he was a hairs drop away from winning the match and here comes Phantam back into the ring. Marcus on his feet and hes throwing things around. He thought he had the match won and hes got to feeling frustrated.
Jax Carver: He cant take his eye of the prize though. Phoenix is still down.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus picks Phoenix up with both hands around the neck and choke slams him onto the remains of that barbed wire table. He isnt going for the cover though, he grabs Phoenix and hurls him into the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: Our own sexual crazed monster is showing a sign of aggression that were not used to seeing.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus backs up and runs towards Phoenix hitting a baseball slide dropkick sending the presidents head into the barbed wire. Marcus now grabs the legs of Phoenix and drags him across the ring going for the cover.
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Jax Carver: Phoenix kicks out!!! The president had enough in him to rise through the ashes and once again this Cleveland crowd lets out a loud gasp.
Ace Scorpio: Phantam back in the ring, Phoenix is psyching himself up as gets to his feet and Marcus is looking around for anything to help deliver the final blow.
Jax Carver: Please oh please dont use Marcus and blow in the same sentence.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix now hitting Marcus with rapid right hand power shots. Finally Marcus is able to duck one and goes behind Phoenix and hits a belly to back suplex. The ladies man to his feet now as he picks up that barbed wire chair and turns his attention to Phantam Fairtex and hits him repeatedly.
Jax Carver: Phantam taking vicious shot after vicious shot. But hes still hanging onto that barbed wire and letting it dig into his hands as opposed to falling onto the concrete.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix to his feet and Marcus goes running towards him but gets back bodydropped over the top of the barbed wire and lands hard onto the concrete floor. The fans are booing Phoenix for that.
Jax Carver: Cleveland has taken to Marcus White tonight and theyre chanting his name trying to will him back into the ring.
Ace Scorpio: Phoenix now hitting Phantam and sends him flying into the corner of barbed wire. Phoenix runs over and clotheslines Phantam and backs up. Phoenix with a second clothesline and backs up again. Phoenix with a third attempt but Phantam ducks and goes behind hitting a german release suplex onto Phoenix.
Jax Carver: Just when you think someone has the upper hand it changes just like that.
Ace Scorpio: Marcus throwing things into the ring now. Theres a monitor and more chairs, and hes pushed in a tool box. Phoenix quickly snatches away the tool box and opens it up. The president looks to have a hammer in his hand.
Jax Carver: I always knew the guy was a tool! Get it?
Ace Scorpio: Phantam charging at Phoenix now who runs towards Phantam and drives the hammer right into his skull!!! Phoenix throws the hammer aside and goes for the cover.
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THREE!!!!!!
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Jax Carver: I cant believe it! Phoenix just laid out Phantam with a hammer shot to the head.
Frank Salazar: Ladies and gentlemen, Phantam Fairtex has
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The referee leaves the ring and whispers something to Frank Salazar and shakes his head. Frank looks on with a confused look but nods.
Frank Salazar: The referee has just informed me that due to Psychotic Goths actions, this was no longer an elimination match but a one falls match. Therefore your winner of the match and advancing to the semi finals of the Helloween Cup PHOENIXXXXXXXXX!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Well I thought I heard it through my headset earlier but its correct. Psychotic Goth just screwed Marcus White.
Jax Carver: Cleveland is booing and throwing trash into the ring. Chants of BULLSHIT and FUCK PSYCHOTIC GOTH are being heard loud. Marcus looking on stunned as hes asking the referee why the match is over.
Ace Scorpio: You have to feel for Marcus White. Psychotic Goth is causing chaos here tonight and Marcus White just became the fourth victim as a result.
The referee raises the hand of a bloody Phoenix who looks just as confused by the match ending as everyone else does. Marcus drops to his knees and places his head into his hands in disbelief.
Jax Carver: I dont know how and I dont know what or who. But there is going to be hell to pay for what Psychotic Goth has done. His actions are impacting the entire Helloween Cup so far.
Ace Scorpio: Sadly there is nothing that can be done about it at this point. But the night is still young. And well clean up the ring for our third match of the evening;
UP NEXT
HELLOWEEN CUP BRACKET #3
"Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne Vs Tong Fairtex Vs Calum Morgan Vs "Knife Edge" Takeda Yokosuda
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:49:57 GMT -5
Ace Scorpio: Back for match # 3 but it seems that Psychotic Goth has gone on another rampage. Earlier in the back it seems the ACW champion laid out Damian Payne and newcomer Calum Morgan.
Jax Carver: Thats five guys were slated to be in the Helloween Cup this evening. Who would have ever thought hed be so emotional about being left out of the haunted house match? So what was a four way falls count anywhere match has now been changed to a one on one match.
Ace Scorpio: Stefan Slain is not happy about this and I can tell you now that Goth is going to pay for his behavior this evening at some point down the road.
Jax Carver: The punishment will fit the crime. But its time to move forward and send it on down to our ring announcer and get this next match underway.
Frank Salazar: This is your third match of the evenings Helloween Cup. The winner of the match will move on to the semi finals and be partnered up with president Phoenix. Introducing first he stands at 6 feet tall and weighs in at 235 pounds from BANGKOK, THAILAND this is TONGGGGGGG FAIRTEXXXXX!!!
UFC Remix plays as Tong Fairtex makes his way onto the rampway and looks around the arena before making the slow walk down to the ring. He does a brief dance before going to each corner to say a brief prayer before going to his corner jumping up and down slapping his body, chest and face glaring into the crowd.
Frank Salazar: And his opponent, he stands at 57 and weighs in at 190 pounds from SEATTLE, WASHIGTON this is KNIFE EDGE TAKEDOOOOO YOKDOSUDAAAAAAA!!!!
War Ensemble by Slayer plays as Yokosuda comes out. The fans on their feet showing a sign of respect for a man theyve not seen in many many years. Yokosuda stops and looks around the Gund arena taking it all in before walking down the aisle keeping his eyes locked on Tong Fairtex.
DING DING DING
Ace Scorpio: So what was supposed to be another four man match has turned into a one on one encounter. So much for tradition. Yokosuda not entering the ring yet as hes taking things out of his boot and his jeans and placing them around the ring and in the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: He may be a smaller guy but he came with a lot of toys it looks like. Tong needs to take his mind off of what just happened to his brother and what is going on with Psychotic Goth. Takeda Yokosuda is no stranger to this style of match or violence.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda not going to waste any time as he starts tossing chairs into the ring now. Takeda enters the ring as him and Tong begin to exchange words.
Jax Carver: Not sure I would call this a meeting of the minds by any stretch of the imagination.
Ace Scorpio: Tong talking trash and Takeda blasts him with a right fist. Tong returns the favor with a right of his own Both men exchanging punches as Takeda slips an uppercut in knocking Tong back a few steps.
Jax Carver: Ive never seen this man but know of his history and reputation. Hes a throwback to no nonsense and kick ass style.
Ace Scorpio: Tong runs his hand down the side of his face blasts Takeda with a thunderous left hand that sends him onto this back. Yokosuda rolls out of the ring deciding to rethink his strategy but Tong follows him out.
Jax Carver: After witnessing what Phantam just went through I dont expect Tong is in the mood to play around in this match.
Ace Scorpio: Yokosuda back into the ring, Tong looking perplexed as he follows back in. Let the mind games begin early on in this match. Both men locking up as Tong pushes Takeda back into the barbed wire grinding him against it.
Jax Carver: All that weve seen so far and we still have the title match and haunted house match. Whoever wins this cup tonight will have put their body through hell.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda puts his hands around the throat of Tong and slowly rolls out and now hes pushing Tong into the barbed wire and forcing the back of his neck over it. Tong rolls out and Takeda now up against the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: We have some bloodthirsty fans here tonight who cant get enough of this. I would think competing in one of these matches would be enough. It takes a certain kind of twisted mentality to want to go through this three times in one night.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda wit a knee to the groin and a headbutt as he rolls out and Tong is up against the barbed wire. Another shot to the groin as Takeda steps back.
Jax Carver: Weve had more nut shots tonight then weve had Psychotic Goth attacks and thats been a majority of the night.
Ace Scorpio: Taked with another shot to the nuts, Tong bends down and Takeda picks up the top strand of barbed wire and tries to pull it over the head of Tong Fairtex and start choking him with it. Tong fighting back with a few shots to the ribs.
Jax Carver: Takeda really the first person weve seen tonight effectively use the barbed wire as a weapon and not just something to throw someone into.
Ace Scorpio: Both men begin exchanging punches again and Tong somehow fires back with a hard enough shot that Takeda falls onto the mat. Tong gets on top of Takeda and wraps his hands around his neck choking him.
Jax Carver: Takeda seems like the more violent person in this match but Tong has quite the height advantage.
Ace Scorpio: Tong up to his feet pulls Takeda up and throws him across the ring into the barbed wire. Tong goes over and pushes Yokosudas head over the barbed wire and extends his legs out lifting him up in the air and driving him back down over the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: I know that position!! Tried that back during my prom night days.
Ace Scorpio: Tong grabs the barbed wire and pulls it back over the arms of Takeda and wraps him up before strethching him back out. Tong now driving his knees to Takedas groin repeatedly Takeda trying to fight him off with fist shots as far as his arms will extend.
Jax Carver: With every punch hes pulling that barbed wire out with him and slicing his arms up even more.
Ace Scorpio: Tong now headbutting Takeda and you can see the barbed wire being pushed back as I keep waiting for Takeda to fall backwards onto the concrete. Tong with a few chops to the chest and another headbutt before pulling Takeda out of the barbed wire and hiptossing him onto the mat.
Jax Carver: A hip toss in a barbed wire match? Well I guess wed seen everything tonight but that.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda rolling out of the ring but Tong right on him this time. Takeda gets to his feet and Tong runs over with a stiff kick to the face as Takeda goes up against the guard rail. Tong now picks up Takeda and powerbombs him back first into the barbed wire. Tong now goes to the other side of the ring and powerbombs him again into the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: Tong has had a pretty good 2017. He was part of the winning team of the Anzac Cup and you know hed love to add the Helloween Cup to his resume of 2017 as well.
Ace Scorpio: Tong walks around the other side of the ring and powerbombs Takeda again into the barbed wire and for good measure hits the fourth and final side doing the same.
Jax Carver: Do you think Takeda regrets coming out for this?
Ace Scorpio: Tong now places him on the timekeppers table and walks away. Tong looking under the ring and pulls out a table and a coil of barbed wire. Tong setting up the table and wrapping the barbed wire around it. He goes over and slaps Takeda in the chest before picking him up and chokeslams Takeda through the barbed wire table.
Jax Carver: Tong seems to be in the zone right now and I wouldnt want to waste time, Id rather just put the match away. Can you imagine that the winner of this match will have to team up with president Phoenix?
Ace Scorpio: Tong goes over and takes the broken table and sandwiches Takeda with it. Tong now jumping up and down on the top part of that broken table driving the barbed wire into Takeda.
Jax Carver: Who wants a barbed wire pulled pork blood sandwich! Tong making mince meat out of Takeda at the moment.
Ace Scorpio: Tong stops to grab a chair and Takeda rolls out of the sandwich he was turned into and crawls across the concrete towards the ring steps. Takeda pulls himself up to his feet and Tong drops the chair and goes for the broken table instead and goes towards Takeda and places it over his head and up against his back driving the barbed wire into it.
Jax Carver: Give Tong the award for best creative usage of barbed wire for the evening.
Ace Scorpio: Tong running along side the ring and powerslams Takeda onto the concrete with that barbed wire board up against his back. The fans on their feet screaming that they want more. I dont think Takeda would agree with that.
Jax Carver: The winner gets a future title shot of their choosing. Just think if Psychotic Goth wins tonight and Tong wins the Helloween Cup, he could challenge for the International title and they could hold all the gold in ACW.
Ace Scorpio: Tong picks up Takeda and throws him into the guard rail. Tong runs over and clotheslines Takeda against the guard rial. Takeda about flies over it but the fans put their hands up keeping him from falling into the crowd.
Jax Carver: They werent protecting Yokosuda, they were protecting their beer.
Ace Scorpio: Tong now grabbing Takeda who rakes the eyes of Tong. A fan hands Takeda a steel chair as he blasts Tong across the back of the neck with it repeatedly. Takeda now stands on that broken table and pulls the barbed wire off of it and wraps it around his fist. He begins to drive the fist and the barbed wire into the face of Tong.
Jax Carver: The guy is from Seattle, that lone makes him certifiable. They have one of the most notorious mental institutions around that area. Someone should call and see if Yokosuda escaped.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda now grinding the fist of barbed wire into the face of Tong and it looks like hes trying to take an eye out as well.
Jax Carver: And again, someone should call that institution in Bellevue and see if hes escaped.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda now wrapping that barbed wire around his leg and hits a shining wizard onto a bleeding Tong. He then grabs Tongs head and drives it into his knee repeatedly. The fans screaming that they want more as Takeda delivers several stiff kicks to the face and chest of Tong with that barbed wire connecting every single time.
Jax Carver: The fans here are encouraging their desire for blood and Takeda happy to deliver.
Ace Scorpio: Yokosuda walking away and rolling back into the ring. A bloody Tong slowly gets to his feet and enters the ring. Takeda still with some barbed wire wrapped around his right hand starts driving it into the face of Tong busting him open even more.
Jax Carver: Industrial Man Im sure is paying attention to this match and Phoenix has to be happy that hes going to have a savage for his partner no matter who wins this match. On the flip side of the coin hell have a dangerous opponent as well if they reach the finals.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda lowers himself over the head of Tong and starts biting away at those open wounds. Tong pounding his fists on the mat. Takeda to his feet and gives a finger to the fans. Meanwhile it looks like Tong is untying his boot.
Jax Carver: Whats he going to do? Scare Takeda away with bad foot odor?
Ace Scorpio: Tong with his boot off, Takeda comes over to drive another fist to the face and Tong turns around and belts him square in the chops with that boot. Tong now up and pulls out a chair from his other boot and wraps it around the boot on the mat. Tong beating Takeda senseless with that steel chained boot.
Jax Carver: Fans are yelling at Tong to put some socks on. Maybe for Christmas somebody can buy him a can of foot odor spray.
Ace Scorpio: Tong backs up across the ring and waits on Takeda. As Yokosuda gets up Tong spears him into the barbed wire leaving him dangled over it half way onto the floor and half way into the ring.
Jax Carver: The fans booing now as I think they were starting to get behind Takeda. Or maybe they just want him to put his boot back on.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda finally falls through the barbed wire and out onto the concrete floor. The fans are screaming for him to get u as he tries to use the ring apron to get to his feet. Tong leaves the ring as well and goes under the ring searching for toys.
Jax Carver: Tong being a little bit more aggressive then were accustomed to seeing.
Ace Scorpio: Tong pulling out another table and another coil of barbed wire and goes back to doing what he does best. Home decorating with the barbed wire around that table. Takeda though comes around the corner with a chair in hand and attacks Tong from behind.
Jax Carver: Tong Fairtex the modern day Martha Stewart down on his knees just like she was during her prison stint.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda belting Tong with that chair time and time and time again. Takeda throws that chair aside and starts biting the forehead of Tong digging his teeth into those bleeding flesh wounds. Fans turning away not wanting to watch this.
Jax Carver: Not sure I quite the blame the guy. Ive heard the food in mental institutions isnt the best.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda now grabbing Tong by the back of this head and dragging him towards the ring steps. Takeda drags Tong across the ring and picks him up and hits a package piledriver through the barbed wire table.
Jax Carver: Fanx exploded for that as theyre on their feet clapping their hands with chants of YOKO SUDA!!!! YOK SUDA!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Its Takeda who is first up to his feet and grabs Tong by the back of his neck and body slams him onto the concrete. Takeda grabbing the broken barbed wire table and laying it over the face and chest of Tong Fairtex now.
Jax Carver: This is why mental patients arent allowed even the use of crayons.
Ace Scorpio: Yokosuda going back into the ring and sets a chair up. With the use of the chair standing on it, Yokosuda stands on top of the ring post and dives off with a flying elbow driving that barbed wire board into the face of Tong.
Jax Carver: The old man still has it!! But how much did that take out of Yokosuda? The guy would love nothing more than to come back and win the Helloween Cup and show that hes still a big name in this industry.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda slams the barbed wire board into the face of Tong several times and goes for a cover. The referee trying to leave the ring to do so.
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Jax Carver: The crazy Fairtex just kicked out. Takeda slams Tongs head into the concrete as a result of kicking out.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda gets up and goes back into the ring and starts moving things around. The referee checking on Tong who pushes him aside and uses the ring apron to pull himself up.
Jax Carver: Tongs a bloody mess right now and to think all of this is worth a title shot?
Ace Scorpio: Its more than a title shot. Theres decades worth of history with the Helloween Cup and to be able to say youre one of the elite to win it carries a lot of weight with your legacy.
Jax Carver: Well Tong already won the Anzac Cup. If he were to win this as well on top of his career accomplishments already would speak volumes.
Ace Scorpio: Tong trying to get back into the ring as Takeda runs over and swings a chair into his face. Tong holds onto the barbed wire with his hands to keep him from falling off the ring apron.
Jax Carver: Personally everybody who entered this thing should be locked away in a mental institution. The guys who Psychotic Goth took out were the lucky ones here this evening.
Ace Scorpio: Yokosuda sets up a pyramid of barbed wire chairs in the middle of the ring. Yokosuda now grabbing Tong Fairtex and picks him up and steps onto a chair. The fans on their feet and Yokosuda jumps off the chair hitting a piledriver onto the pyramid of barbed chairs as the barbed wire gets tangled up around the face and neck of Tong Fairtex. Yokosuda for the cover.
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THR
Jax Carver: The crazy man kicks out again! Tong refusing to be counted three on here this evening.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda has been away for awhile. He has to wonder what is needed to put this man away. Tong with the will to keep taking on this punishment.
Jax Carver: Both men digging down deep. One to put this match away and the other to keep this match going.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda to his feet and pulls Tong up but he bites the fingers.Tong biting down hard as he gets himself up to his feet. Tong now grabs Takeda and chokeslams him onto the barbed wire. Tong now wrapping it around the neck of Takeda and begins to choke him as hes trying to push him out of the ring and hang him with the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: The vision of Tong has to be marred at the moment. You can see the blood dripping down onto the mat, but right now Takedas neck is being sliced up like roast beef with all the juices going down his chest and onto the concrete.
Ace Scorpio: Tong Fairtex pulling back on that barbed wire hard enough that it pulled Takeda back into the ring. Tong pushes that barbed wire down onto the neck and goes for the cover.
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THRE
Jax Carver: Yokosuda with a shoulder up!! Hes not ready to go back to the mental institution!
Ace Scorpio: Tong to his feet and pulls Takeda up. Tong looking like hes going for a powerbomb but Takeda slips off of him and hits a german suplex on Tong sending him flying into the barbed wire.
Jax Carver: The fans clapping as their favorite mental patient buys himself some time. Tong is tangled up in the barbed wire and Takeda has a few seconds to get his wind back.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda pulls Tong out of the barbed wire and drags him back to the center of the ring and goes for the cover.
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Jax Carver: Tong refusing to lose this match! I dont know if the guy has a clue where hes at or what hes doing or if hes even kicking out on instinct. But Takeda is just not able to put the man away.
Ace Scorpio: Takeda pulls Tong up who hits a desperation clothesline. Tong staggering around grabs Takeda and whips him into the barbed wire and hits another clothesline. Tong now wraps his arms around the waist of Takeda who is kicking his legs trying to break free. Tong spins him around and the referee gets kicked right in the face.
Jax Carver: The referee goes down! Takeda took the official out by accident.
Ace Scorpio: Tong now with a german release suplex that throws Takeda into the barbed wire. And here comes a second official running down to the ring.
Jax Carver: Wait a second, the referee just tripped over himself and falls near the ring steps. Where on earth does Stefan Slain find these guys?
Ace Scorpio: Tong turning his attention to the fallen referee and trying to revive him. Here comes someone in the ring and they have a glass window pane with theme. They lift it up over their head and Tong turns around as the window pane gets smashed over his head. Tong falls to the mat like a bag of bricks.
Jax Carver: Thats the second referee!!! Takeda Yokosuda had an ACW referee in his back pocket.
Ace Scorpio: The referee taking off his shirt and going over to wake up Takeda Yokosuda and starts dragging him over towards Tong Fairtex.
Jax Carver: The referee now posing for the crowd and standing over Takeda Yokosuda and Tong Fairtex.
Ace Scorpio: Thats no referee! Thats Marcus White!!! What in the hell is he doing here?
Jax Carver: The referee coming to and Marcus White quickly leaves the ring while scraping his back against the barbed wire.
Ace Scorpio: Fans booing Marcus White right now who walks up the aisle and looks back to see whats happening. The referee dragging himself over to make the count as Takedas hand is barely over Tongs chest.
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Jax Carver: Tong with the shoulder up!! Marcus White beside himself and losing it at the top of the stage. Marcus cant believe that Tong wasnt pinned.
Ace Scorpio: The fans are creating an uproar in the audience and I cant see whats going on. Someone just few into the ring and picks up Takeda and hits a belly to back suplex. They now go after Tong and pull him up hitting an impact ddt.
Jax Carver: Timeless Alex Turner!!!! Turner in the ring and reaches into his tights and pulls out a set of handcuffs. He pulls Tong towards the barbed wire and cuffs his hands. The fans are booing loudly ow and saying they want Roxy.
Ace Scorpio: Alex Turner now grabs another set of handcuffs and cuffs the legs together of Tong Fairtex. Turner to his feet and starts to strut across the ring and poses for the crowd screaming that hes sexy and he knows it. Turner with a steel chair and drives it into the chest repeatedly of Tong Fairtex and throws it outside of the ring.
Jax Carver: What beef does Alex Turner have with Tong Fairtex? And why did Marcus come out?
Ace Scorpio: Alex pulls Takeda over and picks him up slamming Takeda on top of Tong Fairtex for the cover. Daniel Collins now running down the rampway and Alex Turner leaves the ring and runs away through the crowd. The referee notices Takeda over Tong and starts to make the count.
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DING DING DING
Jax Carver: Takeda Yokosuda after a wild finish to this match steals the victory. Takeda is moving on to the semi finals where hell team up with president Phoenix.
Frank Salazar: Your winner of the match and moving onto the semi-finals of the Helloween Cup. KNIFE EDGE TAKEDAAAAAA YOKOSUDAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Ace Scorpio: Marcus White standing at the top of the rampway with a smile on his face. I have no idea what his problem is or why hes out here or anything.
Jax Carver: Marcus White flipped a switch, hes got a screw loose. Something happened to him during his match tonight and hes gone bat shit crazy. The fans have turned their back on Marcus and hes got some explaining to do.
The referee slow to his feet lifts the arm up of Takeda Yokosuda who is laying over Tong still trying to piece together what just happened. Marcus White continues to clap and takes a bow at the top of the stage before leaving.
Ace Scorpio: We have one more finals match to go where the winner will team up with Attila Balan the Industrial Man to take on president Phoenix and Takeda Yokosuda.
Coming up next
Bishop Vs Hells Bouncer Vs Everett "Rock Hard" Aloni Vs Beelezebozo
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:50:15 GMT -5
Backstage, "Knife Edge" Takeda Yokosuda leans back in a reclining chair as a medic applies buttery fly strips to his forehead and an assistant cleans up blood.
TAKEDA YOKOSUDA: It was fun catching up with you, Fairtex. Almost as much fun as demolishing Shootfighter. One day I will consider finishing the lot of you. The reports of the ended careers of Shootfighter and all of his extended family will make for a fond addition to the Brain's tombstone.
MEDIC: Who is the Brain?
Takeda sits up as the medic and her assistant step back. He reaches into a pocket, grabbing a pack of cigarettes, and lighting one.
TAKEDA YOKOSUDA: He was the manager for the crew from the Warhammer Corporation. Myself, Cyan Komar, Tarrasque, Maxwell Drake, Samuel Madison, and a host of other wrestlers across the Hardkore World regions. His name was Allen Anderson, but he often went by the Brain.
MEDIC: And how did he pass?
Takeda ashes onto the floor, his expression going somber.
TAKEDA YOKOSUDA: He was fighting for control of Riot Star Wrestling when he was outsmarted by Chris Parsons and Armand von Krauss. Armand manipulated Anderson into selling his Warhammer holdings and leaving the company. You don't leave the company alive. He was shot within seconds of the transfer.
The assistant drops the tools in her hands with a squeak.
ASSISTANT: I saw that! That was an act. I mean, they would show an actual death on live television?
TAKEDA YOKOSUDA: They've shown three on RSW shows. Anderson died from the gunshot wound at the hospital, but the shot happened on air. That was AnarChristmas last year. Then, PT Merciless was impaled upon his own crown at Riot's Rules. And then RB Cardone fell to his death at Shadow Wars. They have this year's AnarChristmas coming up and I'm glad I'm not on the roster with one person dying at each pay-per-view. I'm just going to kick the asses here and go the fuck home.
MEDIC: You won't stay on with ACW after the show?
TAKEDA YOKOSUDA: ACW?
MEDIC: It's a division of SWAT.
Takeda flicks his cigarette butt against the opposite wall where it explodes into a shower of sparks.
TAKEDA YOKOSUDA: If I ever decide to come back with friends to finish destroying Shootfighter's legacy, maybe. Otherwise, I won't be looking back to the place that turned the premiere event of Hardkore World into something worthy of a backyard wrestling league. I mean I had one opponent in what should have been a batle royal.
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:50:30 GMT -5
{{Inside the dressing room of Luchian Inc. a complicated mess of wires, tubes, and pipes converge into a large titanium pod. Zoran Sainovic has cast off his farming aspirations, once again taking the part of mad scientist as he studies a number of beeping scanners, expensive apparatus, complicated instruments, and archaic terminals with his crack team of researchers. Even with the chairman healing, work is never done for the crew at Luchian, with Toni and Bobbi monitoring the stock market and answering a series of calls from a makeshift office in the corner of the room. The large pod looks like a sensory deprivation chamber, except for a window, out of which Attila Balan watches a 100" 4K television with a live feed of SWAT TV. As his second tag opponent is announced, the mechanical businessman decides his circuits are once again functional.}} AB: I have seen enough. {{There is a loud buzzing sound as the chamber opens. Black oils, pink sludge and some blue liquids slop against the concrete floor, escaping out of the health restoration device. Few of Attila Balan's scars are visible. Realizing there is a camera in the room, Zoran is quick to throws a towel around the buffed out Balan. Despite his magnificent frame, Attila Balan would not want to be seen in any state that promotes the natural world.}} AB: There you have it - in the next round I will be taking on a personal hero of mine in the legendary Phoenix, and a man who embodies everything that yakuza stereotype, Knife Edge Takedo Yokosuda. Gentlemen, I cannot begin to tell you how much I am looking forwards to our upcoming clash. Just looking at you two, there is no question in my data processing unit that we'll be able to put on a truly optimal blood bath that will do right by the fans, SWAT, and the random access memory of the Helloween Cup. {{Toni holds up some ticker tape involving some overseas investments, the robotic businessman who is a friend to all men but hates nature nods his head in reassurance.}} AB: Perfect. Great job Toni. All that remains Syndicate Wrestling is knowing whom my partner will be within this perfect storm of violence? Bishop has been making a lot of waves since arriving, and seems to be named after the android from Aliens, which speaks to me. Ever since my days wrestling under a mask as Filthy Rich Oil Tycoon, I have had a soft spot for gimmicks that are also occupations. So I can see why everyone in SWAT is so high on Hell's Bouncer. Hell's Bouncer is a close personal friend with Lucifer. When I found out he had sewn up that particular IP, I had to let go of half my marketing department. They all had wonderful severance packages, and completely understood my position. Great people. I am not entirely sure why Hell would require a bouncer. It might just be my mechanical mind at work, but I thought Hell was an undesirable place? The type of area that people might want to escape, but not break into? My gears are spinning thinking about the lord of darkness hiring muscle to keep the heavenly choir from sneaking into his club. I am sorry, but it does not compute. Fear not Bouncer, whether you end up tagging with me or not, I shall hire back my full marketing department to devise a justification for your questionable moniker. I have already squared off against Everett Aloni. Even though my fists are made out of titanium, I can testify that Aloni's jaw is rock hard. With a respect forged out of battle, I know I would have no problem teaming up with Everett to secure a victory over our esteemed opponents should he prove the victory and not fall prey to more of Psychotic Goth's hissy fit. Lastly there is my dear friend, Buster Friendly. Mind you, I do not like showing favortism but- {{Knock knock knock is the sound that the Luchian crew would hear if it was anyone else, but smashing through the door is "Beelzebozo" Buster Friendly.}} BF: Huh? How drunk am I? AB: Buster! <pointing at="" the="" enraged="" clown="" while="" yelling="" enthusiastically="" to="" his="" staff=""> Now THAT'S how you make an entrance! {{Toni makes a note on how the staff should make their entrances moving forwards, as Friendly approaches the champion of industry with a plaque in his hands.}} BF: What the hell is this? {{Employee of the month.}} AB: Now Buster, all of us here at Luchian Incorporated have been incredibly impressed at how you have handled yourself since our initial meeting. Going back to those original talking points, we think you are well on your way to becoming the best Buster Friendly you can be, and we wanted to show our support. BF: handled myself? I did what I always do....got drunk, popped pills, banged hookers and hated myself. I don't work for you. I never signed anything....I think. AB: A mere formality I am sure we will take care of in the very near future. In the mean time, along with the trophy and our admiration, the award also comes with a case of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti 1990. {{Bobbi rolls over a large crate of the high end wine. Buster Friendly's eyes roll back in his head and he almost does a prat fall. Keep it together clown. Beelzebozo looks at the face of his only friend then over at the liquid ambrosia. This repeats a few times, before Buster puts his plaque on top of the case and starts dragging it out with him. Its heavy, and not as dramatic an exit as the entrance was.}} AB: Let's work on the exit. {{Toni takes a note. As the sound of a heavy crate sliding disappears, Balan smiles once again at the camera.}} AB: When I saw how references to that recent Stephen King film were upsetting my close chum, I decided to release a series of non-frightening clown masks through our novelty subsidiary. I am happy to report that they are doing absolute gangbuster business for us, and along with the government grants we received to research coulrophobia; that wonderful man has made me a small fortune this month. Commerce finds a way! As great as everyone I employ is, Buster was a top earner for Luchian in October. Bobbi: But you do so much for Luchian; why not give yourself the employee of the month award Mr. Balan? AB: When the company succeeds, I succeed. It always strikes me as a processing error when management allows for base, personal, _natural_ impulses to put themselves ahead of the product. I greatly respect Phoenix as a wrestler that I have looked up to since my youth. My signing with Syndicate Wrestling was a thrill that was secondary to meeting the great man. I know just how much you can teach me in the ring, Phoenix. Blinded by my humble programming and star worship, I could not begin to imagine there was something I could teach you, but there is. Basic fundamentals of management... If you are not happy with the performance of your staff, create a dialog. Communication is the key to resolving issues. If you are unimpressed with the people who work under you, creating an environment of fear and hostility does not lend itself to bettering the situation. Throughout the show we have seen Psychotic Goth bully and brutalize a series of new stars. If we have an influx of fresh blood coming into SWAT, even if they are not treating the tournament with the proper respect, not providing them with security to perform is a mistake. The audience does not know who Calum Morgan is, what good does it do the champion to beat him up? If the champion is blindsiding the kid, taking cheap shots, and generally only beating him up because Morgan was not expecting it... does that make Psychotic Goth tough? Does that make him a company man? Instead you have other talents think twice about coming to the association that lets its champion take unwarranted liberties. You can run the same Psychotic Goth promos on SWAT TV repeatedly, like he is actually creating new material; but for the face of the company, he is doing little more than CSK who has him in such an uproar. You had the power to stop that charade before it started becoming a running gag, Mr. President. Why let Psychotic Goth get away with such horrendous abuse? It even seems to be helping some people. Me? I had three opponents. It may not have been a battle royal, but I tried to spill enough blood to remind people of the glory days of Kilboy Powerhead and Joe Jeffries. That is what _I_ promised the fans. Only one of my three opponents left something to be desired. If Psychotic Goth is only targeting guys he feels are not pulling their weight, why was Dark Phoenix left unmolested? I was really looking forwards to locking up with your son, assuming that the apple did not fall far from the tree. But the International champion left a lot to be desired. I am not implying rampant nepotism, perish the thought sir, we all know that you are better than that, Phoenix; but who can tell what goes through the mind of a Psychotic Goth? Why leave him alone? Daniel Collins was such a disappointment. If we ever faced each other in a one on one environment the results would be even more dire. You have my deepest sympathies to go with my utmost respect. I cannot fathom the embarrassment he must cause you. Speaking of embarrassment, just look at what Psychotic Goth did to you. I seem to be the only wrestler dealing with multiple eliminations. Psychotic Goth's timely interference let you move forwards with only one fall in a triangle match that involved Marcus White. You were in an elimination match with Marcus White, and did not pin him. I know that YOU of all people realize how important the Helloween Cup is, Phoenix. Getting to the semi-finals with a lousy pinfall victory? Only your tag partner Yokosuda got by with less. ...Do you think that Psychotic Goth did it on purpose to embarrass you? That fiend. People who refuse to put their company first are toxic to any good organization, sir. Having a champion behaving in this manner is as bad as having management running over the new faces that a tournament was designed to draw in. It is unacceptable. So when my partner - probably Buster Friendly - and myself set the ring on fire to destroy you and Yokosuda, know that it is done with the utmost respect. This bloodletting is a necessary evil on our way to exorcising the cancer that is a Psychotic Goth. I have faith that our upcoming encounter will be a battle of epic proportions. I know you will teach me all sorts of wrestling holds, just as I hope you have gleamed some general management tips from me. ...I just hope that your partner Takedo Yokosuda, a man who seems to care more about the Helloween Cup then anyone else, does not hold your presidency personally responsible for the current state of the Cup and end up shooting you in the face before I have a chance to test my programming. {{With the virus uploaded, Attila Balan smiles to the camera before turning to the makeshift office. He has his own business to run.}} "F E A R T H E I N D U S T R I A L M A N"</pointing> |
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:51:07 GMT -5
V/O: HEY KIDS! IT'S BEELZEBOZO TIME!
[Buster Friendly is backstage in his locker room, funneling wine down his throat.]
BF: I am going to need to seriously dull my senses to get through this life. Luckily, Industrial Man had some weird idea that I was his employee of the month and gave me this wine.
[Beelzebozo finishes off the bottle and tosses it to the side.]
BF: That is hardly the strangest thing that is going on tonight. We have Psychotic Goth running around beating everyone up before the matches even start. Then we have the total lack of respect for ACW and SWAT by half the roster. Tamagatchi Umizoomi, or whatever his name is, is ranting and raving about how SWAT isn't as good as some other place he used to work and how he can't wait to leave after the Helloween Cup. Well, after I get through my first round match, I am sure Industrial Man and I will be thrilled to send you packing.
BF: I hear all these people going on and on about places they have been in the past, and name dropping wrestlers they fought ten years ago. Let me let you fellas in on a little secret....nobody cared then. Nobody cares now.
BF: I live for the moment. As an agent of chaos, I don't care about the past and I never think about tomorrow. There is only this moment.....and this moment is all about ACW and SWAT.
BF: I may want to burn this place down, but at least I am concentrating on the here and now, not coasting on past glories that weren't all that glorious to begin with.
BF: I don't care who it is that is in front of me...whether it's an angry Yakuza stereotype who doesn't want to be here in the first place, the president of the company, the head of a multinational corporation, a legendary albino, or one of the endless parade of unimaginative thugs with an "evil/Hell" gimmick, or whatever the Hell Marcus is....you will all be consumed by the flames when I torch this place to the ground.
BF: Bishop, Hell's Bouncer, Everett Aloni, or even Psychotic Goth if he decides to interfere in yet another match.....get ready. Because it's BEELZEBOZO TIME!
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:51:23 GMT -5
[Zork NonText is walking.]
>search floor
There are empty bottles of 20K wine all over the ground.
>Collect for deposit
TAKEN.
[Zork Nontext jumps up in the air clicking his heels as the theme from Happy Days plays.]
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:51:40 GMT -5
The lights go out and the opening fanfare of "Entrance of the Gladiators" by Julis Fucik starts to play. After the introduction, before the famous melody can begin, there is the sound of a record scratching, then the maniacal laughter that only an evil clown can produce fills the air. The laughter ends abruptly and there is a second of awkward, uncomfortable silence before "Halloween (Celldweller remix) cuts through the quiet.
Red lights illuminate the entranceway and their are noticable fumbling motions behind the curtain before Beelzebozo finally emerges from the back.
His ill-fitting suit looking like he slept in it the last three days, porkpie hat perched precariously on top of his shock of red hair, and lit cigar in his mouth, the Clown From Hell stumbles down the aisle, cursing at women, spitting at men, and threatening to backhand little kids that try to touch him.
His everpresent Sack slung over one hunched shoulder, the bag of mischief bulging from the vile treasures within, Beelzebozo shambles down to the ring.
He puts his Sack down in the corner, and pulls out a balloon, stretching it repeatedly before blowing into it and quickly shaping it into a flawless giraffe. Beelzebozo hands the giraffe to a small girl at ringside and takes a deep bow as the crowd gives him a small smattering of applause.
The Clown Prince of Chaos then takes his lit cigar from his mouth and jabs the giraffe with it, the small balloon animal exploding. The girl bursts into tears and the angry crowd throws garbage at Beelzebozo as he stumbles into the ring, ready for his match to begin.
Frank Salazar : LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THIS IS THE FINAL FIRST ROUND MATCH OF THE HELLOWEEN CUP! Introducing first, hailing from Huntington, West Virginia and coming in at 62 & 265 lbs .... BEELZEBOZO!!!!
Highway to Hell by ACDC hits and Hells Bouncer is standing on top of ramp, he lifts his head up and out from behind his trench coat, a big mushroom cloud and a boom sound bellows, fire and fireworks explode and Hells Bouncer power walks down to the ring
Frank Salazar : Introducing .... hailing from the depths of Hell, coming in at 66 & 270 pounds ..... HELLS BOUNCER!!!
An Image is shown on the Tron. It is Bishop pinning Michael Black. Then it cuts to him fighting one of the Harrison Sisters. A guitar riff sounds through the arena. Pictures of Dan Kilburn and Bishop standing in the ring, posing with Bishop holding the UHW World Title and Dan is holding the UHW US title . As the music picks up through the arena.. Images of Bishop training harder than he has ever trained before are seen. Sweat is dripping from his face. Images of Brian and Andrew attacking Bishop are seen now. Bishop being carried out of the arena are seen. Then it cuts to a picture of Brian and Andrew holding the UHW Tag Team Titles being lit on fire.
I'm diggin' with my fingertips
I'm ripping at the ground I stand upon
I'm searchin' for fragile bones
(Evolution)
I'm never gonna be refined
Keep tryin' but I won't assimilate
Sure, we have come far in time
(Watch the bow break)
And I'm sorry I don't believe
By the evidence that I see
That there's any hope left for me
It's evolution...
Just evolution...
Pyros shoot high in the air as Scotty Bishop Edwards is seen at the top of the entrance ramp standing in the mist of the pyros. He flexes his massive arms, that are twice the size as before. He starts his way toward the ring. Slow and cockey like. He is half way as he flexes a few poses. Pyros shoot off from the ring posts.
And I
I do not dare deny
The basic beast inside
It's right here, it's controlling my mind
And why
Do I deserve to die?
I'm dominated by
This animal that's locked up inside
Close up to get a real good view
I'm betting that the species will survive
Hold tight, I'm getting inside you
(Evolution)
And when we're gonna find these bones
They're gonna wanna keep them in a jar
The number one virus caused by
(Procreation)
And the planet may go astray
In a million years, I say
'Cause motherf**kers, we're all deranged
It's evolution...
Just evolution...
As he hits the ring side he smacks the canvas a few times. He jumps up on the ring apron and enters over the top ropes.
Frank Salazar : Introducing their opponent ... hailing from Grafton West Virginia and coming in at 67 & 326 pounds .... BISHOP!!!
SWAT Tron switches to the back to show Psychotic Goth standing over a bloodied Everitt Aloni. Goth lifts him up on his shoulder and charges him face first, ramming him into a steel rolling door that thunders with the impact. Goth is enraged. He gorilla presses Aloni up over his head and running throws him thru a glass window, that shatters and sends Aloni into a kitchen area.
Goth power walks into the room, grumbling about not being in the Haunted House match, and not being in the Helloween Cup. There is a plate of tacos on the table and Goth grabs one, takes a bite and then squishes the rest into the face of Aloni. He flips the table over angrily, and its raining Tacos. Goth Gorilla presses Aloni up again and drops him stomach first onto the broken shards of glass on the window he just sent him thru, and leaves Aloni there, a dangling bloody mess.
Ace Scorpio : Wow. I dont think Everitt Aloni is going to make it to the match tonight.
Jax Carver : He hasnt made it to one since signing up. (starts singing) Its Raining Tacos.
Ace Scorpio : Referee Bo Brady shrugs and calls for the bell and this one is underway.
Jax Carver : Bishop and Hells Bouncer hook up, and these two big bulls are very evenly matched! Both jostling for advantage. Beelzebozo watches on, amused, and still with his sack over his shoulder. Can he have that sack in there?
Ace Scorpio : Can he? Of course he can. This is Hardkore Helloween! Anything goes my friend, you know that!
Jax Carver : Bishop starts to gain the advantage and is pushing HB up against the barbed wire ropes. HB feels the barb in his back brush up against him and powers off of there and pushes Bishop to the other side, Bishop then brushes his back against the barbed ropes and he powers back to the centre of the ring.
Ace Scorpio : Beelze still watching on, he is weighing them both up, and shrugs, drops his sack and runs straight at the both of them from the side, double spearing both men, into the side barbed wire ropes, the momentum sends all three men crashing thru the barbed wire ropes and breaking them and they all tumble hard to the outside.
Jax Carver : WOW!
Holy shit chant erupts
Ace Scorpio : Hey, what is up with Goth, he is all up in arms about not being in the Cup or the Haunted House, yet he is unifying the titles tonight!
Jax Carver : He could have won all three!
Ace Scorpio : ALL THREE?
Jax Carver : Why not?
Ace Scorpio : Pfft. Beelzebozo gets up to his feet, the wire seems to have done way more damage to Bishop and Hells Bouncer, as he was somewhat protected ramming them thru it
Jax Carver : It could be over right here Ace! Look at Hells Bouncer, he is cut on the ribs, the wire still wedged into his side.
Ace Scorpio : And Bishop is also cut along his torso, blood seeping from his back.
Jax Carver : Beelze grabs his sack of fun and as Hells Bouncer gingerly makes it to his feet, Beelze swings the sack and it crashes into the head of Bouncer sending him to the floor, the wire still dangling from his waist up to the turnbuckle.
Ace Scorpio : Beelze sees the wire extended, he slides out of the ring and Bishop is up on his feet and charges at Beelze, but Beelze hip tosses him over, right on top of the barbed wire that is joining Hells bouncer to the Turnbuckle.
Jax Carver : Was Ace. Was joining HB to the turnbuckle.
Ace Scorpio : The wire is ripped out of HB and a gush of blood spurts out of him, he looks down at it and fury comes over his face.
Jax Carver : Wow! He is hot! HB grabs the frazzled hair of Beelze and rams him head first into the ring apron. Thena gain, then again and then again. He then grabs the loose barbed wire, and tries to wrap it around the neck of Beelze. Beelze gets his fingers up between to somewhat block it.
Ace Scorpio : Bouncer rolls into the ring and still holding the wire, is trying to hang Beelzebozo!
Jax Carver : Bishop looks up, a pool of blood now laying under him where he landed on the wire from the hip toss, and reaches up, grabbing the legs of Beelze and pulling down on him, while HB is pulling up on the wire, they are both choking Beelze OUT!
Ace Scorpio : Choking him out? THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL HIM! THIS IS A HANGING!
Jax Carver : This is chaos!
Ace Scorpio : Beelze somehow manages to bring his feet back and then pushes off, sending Bishop back first into the safety rail. He then releases the wire, letting it choke him out, so as to get both hands back on HB head and he skins the cat around, backwards over HBs head.
Jax Carver : Hells Bouncer powers up, flipping Beelze around while he is up there and .... F5!!!
Ace Scorpio : Hells Bouncer just F5d Beelzebozo!
Jax Carver : Cover from Hells Bouncer ...............
One ....................
Two ..................
Th ..... Bishop breaks the count with a double ax handle to Hells Bouncer.
Ace Scorpio : Bishop then grabs the sack of Beelze, and clocks Hells Bouncer over the head with it.
Jax Carver : Bishop drops for a quick cover on Hells Bouncer.
One .............................
Two ..............................
Th ... Beelze breaks the count.
Ace Scorpio : Beelze grabs Bishop, and Side Russian leg sweeps him, back first into the barbed wire, both of them!
Jax Carver : He just did that to not only Bishop, but HIMSELF!
Ace Scorpio : The clown has no regard for his own well being, ZERO! Nor that of anyone else!
Jax Carver : Hey, its gotten him this far. Whoever wins this match will go on to team with the Industrial Man after his earlier victory, against the President Phoenix and previous Helloween Cup winner, "Knife Edge" Takeda Yokosuda.
Ace Scorpio : Hells bouncer gets to his feet, and goes right after Bishop. Lifts him up and delivers a belly to back suplex! Textbook!
Jax Carver : Wow! An actual wrestling move.
Ace Scorpio : This is no catch as catch can chain wrestling vanilla midgets snore fest, this is Hardkore baby!
Jax Carver : Well, technically, catch as catch can IS no holds barred, and we are not Hardkore, we are SWAT!
Ace Scorpio : (chuffed) We are going Hardkore tonight Jack!
Hells bouncer now with a German suplex on Bishop. WHAM!
Jax Carver : Double ax handle from Beelze to HB!
Ace Scorpio : Beelze with a body slam to HB, then a DiBiase style fist drop.
Jax Carver : Beelze looks over the carnage in the ring and goes searching in his sack.
Ace Scorpio : Beelze pulls out a balloon, and starts twisting and turning it, Bishop slowly gets back to his feet, and Beelze hands him the balloon, a carbon copy of a chess piece Bishop.
Jax Carver : Bishop looks at it, somewhat impressed, WHAM! Beelze with a thumb to the eye and then swinging neck breaker.
Ace Scorpio : Beelze back onto HB, and delivers a rolling knee drop.
Jax Carver : Beelze looks around again, and goes back to his sack, he searches around in there, and comes out with a black leather glove. He makes a huge showing of putting the glove on, then motions to the crowd to hold on, and goes back into his sack, he searches in there for what seems and eternity, and then comes out with a cape.
Ace Scorpio : Beelze puts the cape on as HB gets to his feet. Beelzebozo is raising his arm up and down, swinging it around in giant circles, then launching himself into the air. NAILS IT!
Jax Carver : Wow! Devastating Superman Punch!
Ace Scorpio : Hells Bouncer is OUT! He hasnt moved, is that glove loaded?
Jax Carver : Dont be ridiculous.
Ace Scorpio : Thats a hard word to spell.
Jax Carver : Harder than i thought.
Ace Scorpio : Not as hard as a Beelzebozo Superman punch though. He goes for the cover and this one is done and dusted.
One ................................
Two ..................................
Thre .... Bishop breaks the count.
Jax Carver : Bees diaphragm in that count.
Ace Scorpio : Bishop looks angry. Real mad. He has lost so much blood from that initial back injury, how is he even able to continue.
Jax Carver : Pride Ace. Duty is as heavy as a mountain, death, as light as a feather.
Ace Scorpio : Huh?
Jax Carver : To roll over and fight another day, the easy choice, to battle on, when permanent injury, or perhaps more is at hand, thats balls.
Ace Scorpio : Balls dont get you everywhere in life.
Jax Carver : Aint that the truth, just ask Marcus White!
Ace Scorpio : Whats up with him coming down previously and getting involved?
As if on que, Marcus White appears on the ramp way. He stares down angrily to the ring and then starts to make his way down.
Ace Scorpio : Was Marcus and Timeless in cahoots in the last match?
Jax Carver : Are you insane? Timeless? In cahoots with Marcus?.
Ace Scorpio : They both cost Tong the chance to advance.
Jax Carver : Tong runs his mouth, a LOT!
Ace Scorpio : Marcus goes searching under the ring, and pulls out a table and starts setting it up.
Jax Carver : Beelzebozo grabs Bishop and lifts him up for an atomic drop, he holds Bishop up on his shoulder and runs to the edge of the ring and pushes the big man Bishop to the outside, Bishop tumbles, his already bloody back being gouged by the wire on the way down, DOWN thru the table!
Ace Scorpio : Wow! Bishops back is a bloody mess. He is slumped face first on the broken table and his back is a sea of red. Marcus standing over him looking on in delight! What is up with Marcus?
Jax Carver : Thats the 64 million dollar question Ace, been asked since the beginning of and most likely till the end of time.
Ace Scorpio : Beelzebozo goes fishing back into his sack of goodies, and comes out with a pair of bolt cutters. He smashes them over Hells Bouncers head, knocking him silly. Bozo then takes the cutters and cuts off a long strip of barbed wire, which he takes and wraps around his arm. He rubs the barbed wire across his own forehead, cutting himself wide open. He then stands over his opponent and bleeds his disease ridden blood all over his Hells Bouncers face. HB turns over and tries to crawl away, which lets Bozo take his back and lock in the Whiskey Lullaby!
Jax Carver : WHISKEY LULLABY!!
Ace Scorpio : Its amplified by the wire around the neck choking HB out. Referee Bo Brady in there checking.
Bishop somehow crawling into the ring to break the hold ....
NO! Marcus pulls him back out and he slumps once again on the broken table, nothing left in the tank.
Hells Bouncer TAPPED!
Jax Carver : He had to!
Ace Scorpio : What a blood bath!
"Halloween theme" (Celldweller remix.) hits, Beelzebozo savouring the thrill of victory.
Jax Carver : And we have the semi final folks .... Beelzebozo and The Industrial Man going up against the President of SWAT Phoenix and "Knife Edge" Takeda Yokosuda. The winners of that match, to battle each other for the HELLOWEEN CUP!
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:52:51 GMT -5
(Psychotic Goth is standing in a dark corridor roaring and screaming in a strange dialect angrily before the silence returns.)
Psychotic Goth: "So there's an uproar over my actions tonight! I'm warning everyone by example and I mean everyone that I don't care who wins to face me! I warned all that I'm pissed that I wasn't in that Haunted House Match! You see I love what horrors await because I am just as demented and crazed as the average madman! Do not take my actions as just a warning! It's a message that I'm deadly serious about winning and unifying my title with the other! That includes you too CSK and I know you will be here! I can feel it and I can sense it! It is your destiny to be here! However, this is Psychotic Goth's time and Hardkore Helloween 2017 shall be the night I shall reign and reign with terror!"
(He roars and bellows in the same strange dialect as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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(Tong Fairtex is still being stitched up and despite looking ticked off at Marcus's and Turner's actions there is a cool but ominous look on his face.)
Tong Fairtex: "You know Marcus you cost yourself the match and you want to take it out on me. Let me tell you a little secret....."
(The camera pans close to him.)
Tong Fairtex: "You two better watch your backs and have eyes in back of your heads.
You just pissed off The Bangkok Hitman and you just pissed him off real badly. Now
you're going to see in the very near future what The Bangkok Hitman's going to do to you and do to you real badly. You'll both wish you had stayed in the back and took your losses like men if you can call yourselves that. I use that word with sarcasm and scorn.
As for you Takeda you should commit Hari Kari after the way you won. You hold you head proud. You needed assistance when I was about to pin you after beating the shit out of you. You better hope you lose because you won't be so lucky if you win. That's not the words of a sore loser. Oh no Takeda."
(Tong smiles conspirator.)
Tong Fairtex: "That's the words of someone who means exactly what he says."
(He grows serious the expression on his face returns to that ominous cool look.)
Tong Fairtex: "I could care less what you're thinking Takeda. You can try to destroy my father's legacy and make fun of SWAT all you want. You'll see this area isn't a backyard wrestling promotion. It's for real and tonight you'll see why. Goodluck to you Takeda and I use that word also with scorn and sarcasm. I'm the best there is, was and always will be and you're not that excellent or the best. I guarantee that you won't win and I'll definitely make sure it comes to pass."
(He sticks his face in the camera.)
Tong Fairtex: "Guaranteed."
(he pulls his face from the camera as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:53:11 GMT -5
(Tong Fairtex is still being stitched up and despite looking ticked off at Marcus's and Turner's actions there is a cool but ominous look on his face.)
Tong Fairtex: "You know Marcus you cost yourself the match and you want to take it out on me. Let me tell you a little secret....."
(The camera pans close to him.)
Tong Fairtex: "You two better watch your backs and have eyes in back of your heads.
You just pissed off The Bangkok Hitman and you just pissed him off real badly. Now
you're going to see in the very near future what The Bangkok Hitman's going to do to you and do to you real badly. You'll both wish you had stayed in the back and took your losses like men if you can call yourselves that. I use that word with sarcasm and scorn.
As for you Takeda you should commit Hari Kari after the way you won. You hold you head proud. You needed assistance when I was about to pin you after beating the shit out of you. You better hope you lose because you won't be so lucky if you win. That's not the words of a sore loser. Oh no Takeda."
(Tong smiles conspirator.)
Tong Fairtex: "That's the words of someone who means exactly what he says."
(He grows serious the expression on his face returns to that ominous cool look.)
Tong Fairtex: "I could care less what you're thinking Takeda. You can try to destroy my father's legacy and make fun of SWAT all you want. You'll see this area isn't a backyard wrestling promotion. It's for real and tonight you'll see why. Goodluck to you Takeda and I use that word also with scorn and sarcasm. I'm the best there is, was and always will be and you're not that excellent or the best. I guarantee that you won't win and I'll definitely make sure it comes to pass."
(He sticks his face in the camera.)
Tong Fairtex: "Guaranteed."
(he pulls his face from the camera as the scene slowly fades to black.)
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Post by MongotheDestroyer on Sept 3, 2021 7:53:28 GMT -5
V/O: HEY KIDS! IT'S BEELZEBOZO TIME!
[Backstage at the Helloween Cup, Beelzebozo is in his locker room. He is being attended to by an assortment of wrestlers. They are all dressed in black sweaters that say "HENCHMEN" followed by a number.]
H1: Damn, this barbed wire is really stuck to your arm. Did you need to wrap it around yourself so tight?
BF: It worked, didn't it? I needed to do something extreme to make sure I won.
H2: Since when do you care about winning?
BF: Since I met Atilla Balan. He has got under my skin like nobody else. The arrogance of that man. To think he can actually fix me? That he could make me better?
H1: what if he can?
[Beelze whips his head around to stare at the henchman.]
BF: what?
H1: I'm just saying.....what if he actually can do what he says? Don't you want to feel better about yourself?
[Beelzebozo gets up and slaps the Henchman across the face.]
BF: shut up! He can't help me! Nobody can help me! I am going to destroy him!
[Henchmen #1 gets up, rubbing his cheek.]
H1: I was just asking...
BF: I don't pay you to ask questions!
H2: we get paid?
BF: You know what I mean. It's not why you're here.
H3: so why are we here?
BF: excellent question.
H2: You just said not to ask questions...
[Beelzebozo kicks Henchmen #2 in the gut.]
BF: Never correct me! Who knows what I mean? I worship chaos!
H1: But what are we supposed to be doing here?
BF: sit down in that chair.
[Henchmen #1 sits down, and Bozo pulls a small bag out of his Sack. He opens the bag and removes some clown makeup. With an alcoholics unsteady hand, Bozo applies clown makeup to the Henchman's face.]
BF: perfect!
H1: OK, so my face is painted like yours. Now what?
BF: now you go out there and draw fire!
H1: draw fire?
BF: yes! This place is a madhouse. You have Psychotic Goth, who shoukd be preparing for his title match, and instead is running around interfering in every single match. You have Yakahoshi Kazoozekstein or whatever, shooting people in the head on Youtube and bitching he only fought one guy instead of 42. There is a haunted house somewhere, Marcus is off his rocker running around looking for back doors....and don't even get me started on Vile "Vince" Viper and his insane crrw of backyard wrestling misfits. What the Hell is a LEFT Tentacle?
H3: I was wondering that myself...
BF: shut up and get in the chair! You're next!
[Henchmen #3 sits down to get his makeup applied.]
BF: You three idiots are going to run around in clown makeup and run interference. I didn't come this far just to fail now. I need to tolerate teaming with Industrial Man for one match, so that I can face him in the finals. If I can destroy him, my entire tortured existance will finally have meaning!
[Bozo hastily gives Henchmen #2 and #3 clown faces.]
BF: now get out there and be decoys!
[The Beelzebozo decoys run out of the room, leaving the Clown Prince of Chaos alone with his violent thoughts.
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